Story The Fall of Slivaku

Hi! Name's Deps! Well anyway, if my future is correct, then in 15 minutes, one of the coolest action scenes in History is about to take place in Slivaku. And yes, considering the fact that I am here in my Djibouti villa, I should probably get going if I'm gonna arrive at Slivakia in time for the siege. How I will get from Djibouti to Slivaku in 15 minutes? I don't know, I'll probably either teleport, fly at ludicrous speed or warp reality to get me there. Ah screw it, we're teleporting. And yes, IRL me might not be writing a lot of Just a Little Time anymore, because honestly the series is a bit boring (like seriously, wasn't the last action scene in like Chapter 3?). Well anyway, enough text wall. Next paragraph, please!

Dam, I like warping reality, it gets things done really easily.

OK, right, welcome to Slivaku, people! I don't care if people are gonna be asking me who I'm talking to, considering only I here have the badassery level to break the 4th wall without even trying.

Alright, so in 5 minutes the siege will begin. If I'm correct, the war machines will come in from the north and coast. And in 3 minutes, Iris, Chaos and Tony should be arriving. And you may be asking who the hell is Tony, so I'll just give you an answer: Tony is my co-host for Death Battle, the show where we run simulations of battles to the death against various people and tell the audience why and how the hell the person who won pulled off the victory. Yeah, basic stuff. It's live on the Delsoria channel on various times of the day, I highly recommend it. Ah, here they are.

Now, IRL me would have given them lines, but that would mean this whole story would have to be in quotations, which I completely and utterly refuse to do.

Right, siege is starting. Let's just fly up to see the view better.

Urgh, having to explain to all the combatants that I'm only here to watch is annoying. If I detect one more person preparing to ask me, I am gonna teleke-force them to keep their mouthes closed.

Alright, so who is this war against again? Ah yes, Slivakia vs Blueslem, Magmasus and Capaflag, with support from Panland and Sheeland.

So there are about 600 Slivakian tanks, 50 helis, 200 fighter jets, 600 000 infantry and 40 ships moving in to defend Slivaku. Yeah, this siege is gonna be easy. I mean just look at the military of the 5 countries. Yes, Blueslem is weak and Magmasus isn't much better, Capaflag, Panland and Sheeland are truly forces to be reckoned with. Here they are, just 2 million Capaflagan infantry alone (mostly because the Capaflagan military is basically made up of players of The Games who want to use their skills for a more noble cause). Of course, the Capaflagan military is nothing to underestimate, considering each infant has a special ability of its choice (or multiple, depending on the class). Here's an idea of the percentages of the allies' army's makeup: 40% Capaflag, 5% Magmasus, 2% Blueslem, 33% Panland, 20% Sheeland.

So, it's been 2 hours, and the allies have basically captured the city. There was no way Slivakia could have won. I'm gonna go to the President's office, and see what he has to say.

Well then, I arrived at President Duorica's office, and look what I found. The president, on his knees, pleading a few soldiers for mercy. Well, if they accept, I'll consider this war not too bloody, as the casualty nuw at 99,999, meaning that one more death and it's a "very bloody" category battle.

OK, so luckily, the soldiers accepted the surrender, and all those countries are now officialy not killing eachother! I'm kinda glad about that, there are lots of nice people from Slivakia, as well as one of the mythical memelords being from there. And before you ask, no, they are not not real, I have had coffee with all of them before.

Well I've arrived back in Djibouti after supervising the treaty of Capture, the treaty that ended the war, and I've got to admit, that whole journey was fun. I mean yes, sometimes stopping a war from happening is the right thing to do, but that battle is a battle that's meant to go down in History, so I just watched, and it was fun, as I said.

I guess there's only 5 more words to say:

Deps out. Drop the mic.