Calvin's Guide to a Positively Spiffing Staff Application

How To Write A Positively Spiffing Staff Application

by SquishyCalvin (a.k.a Admiral_Munson)

Brawl Junior Moderator Application​

Read over this thread: https://www.brawl.com/threads/14752/
If you do not meet the requirements (active, helpful, must have TeamSpeak, etc) do not apply yet; it will be an auto deny.

One did not read ovah this thread. Kindly take that silly thread and stuff it up your jumpah. Hey, Hey! Well I say - Heay? Hay's for horses!! Heay? Hay's for horses!!

What is your in-game name? - Daniel_keem. one is the fastest chap alive Jolly good show old bean!

Is your Minecraft account secured and migrated? - Well I say - hoh daft doh you, one's old bean, old beans think one is? 'eaaars of course one has migrated one's minecraft account inside one's butthole. One's butthole? To think about that. Heavens above! How smashing!

How old are you? - I'm terribly sorry but whatevah age you, one's old bean, fancy myself to be! personally one has ah distinct fancy of to think of one's self as 19. Drives the totty nuts.

What time zone are you in? - One is in all the timezones. Yes I say - the sun ne'ah sets ohn the british empire wot wot?

Are you multilingual? Can you speak multiple languages? - I'm terribly sorry but this doesn't mattah since most of the brawl community speaks propah english anyweay.

What is your experience and knowledge of Brawl? - One has bin playing ohn brawl for ah yeaaar and ah half. is that spiffing enough you, one's old bean, demanding pricks? Absolutely top hole - I have to say.

What is your experience with moderating servers, if any? - Unfortunately one has noh experience moderating minecraft servers. rahthah one has previously dedicated one's life to faaar more important pursuits, such as furious mastrubatiohn. I say, it has been quite the experihance dear chap!

Why do you want to become a moderator on Brawl? - Soh one can be of assistance old beans of course! Don't you know? One loves helping old beans, especially the old totty wink wink

Have you ever used a hacked client before? - I'm terribly sorry but of course one dane't hack! what the balderdash doh you, one's old bean, think one does all deay anyway?

Have you ever been punished (banned, kicked, muted, etc) legitimately on a public Minecraft server? If so, why? - One has bin banned ohn multiple servers, although most of these bans occured several yeaaars agoh. most of these servers were build or survival servers of some kind and one kept getting banned for "griefing" (i didn't knoh what it was at the time). one was alsoh banned ohn ah friend's servah aftah we had ah falling out and one requested the ban. Absolutely bang on - I have to say.

What do you consider your greatest strength? - Relating to old beans. one is not ah luverly chap whoh has splashed out their life surrounded by friends (outside of one's family). i've lived as an outsidah, more or less. 'eaaars, absolutely. one tell you, one's old bean, one knoh what its fancy to be alone and feel fancy everyone in the world hates you, one's old bean, or doesn't giz ah blast about whatevah rottah you've fie bin through. Oh stop it! You tease!

What do you consider your greatest weakness? - Well I say - one is weak. can you, one's old bean, imagine what its fancy to not be able to lift ah fifty pound dumbbell? It's positively beastly!

Which Brawl server(s) are you most active on? - CTF. I say, heavens above! How smashing! CTF is a absolutely cracking gamemode!

How many Brawl staff applications have you made in the past? - One submitted one several months agoh but one dane't remembah the date. it was hidden by @Flavorous and then deleted for "trolling". Don't you know?

What is the date of the last application you submitted? - Well I say - this was answered in one's response to the previous questiohn.

Do you have TeamSpeak? - 'eaaars one has teamspeak. Jolly good show old bugger! Toohh frightful its completely duff though . Absolutely top hole - I have to say.

Anything else you would like to state? - One has ah distinct fancy of dank memes and long walks in the rain (preferably with an umbrella of course). Oh stop it! You tease! I'm not going to date you! Oh sorry that was one's girlfriend. she's orf the trolley about dat reaaar end

If your application is accepted, you will move on to an interview on TeamSpeak.

Well I say - topp totty! one is sure it will be accepted at once. one dane't have all deay you, one's old bean, knoh!

Please insert a Yes / No poll below.

Noh problem laddie. It's already done. Positively bang on if I do say so myself!

@randomcitizen1
@Piky
@pookeythekid
@ace_blue2
@LordCh4os
@Dan_7777777
@pumpkinpaw

 

Wot wot indeed dear sah! Absolutely spiffing to see you by the by. Been around the bend 'ave you? This applicatiohn is tha bee's knees! Positively top notch if one dear'st say so oneself. Well worth tha effort it took tah get tha bloomin' thing done! Yes, quite a time hey hey!

I am glahd you fancied it old bean. Perhaps you'd fancy a spot of tea later rahndomcitahzen? The old totty's cooking tonight and I'll have you know her cooking is top notch. Yes, absolutely bang on you know. Tally ho!