King of the Hill

I roast Signatured with my flamethrower then finish him with the flaregun, TF2 style. Red team has captured the point.

 

I be a scrub and tower over the hill to stomp on Sir to claim the hill.

 

I run up in style and barret/spas aidan in the face to claim the hill.

 

I shall flatten the hill and it will pop up elsewhere. I will then claim it :>

 

I shall glitch out of the forest and find a way onto your hill illegitimately and sneak attack you with my trusty Magnum. My hill.

 

I slap Skul across the hill and then I claim it.

 

Moko, I will summon @Skulduggery57 and "ninja" you, therefore taking my hill.

 

I trade mack's hill for a hamburger. Now i have the hill.

 

I will challenge @Mokolee to a Pokemon war and defeat him using 'Enter Awesome Pokemon'. My hill.

 

Dat multiple posts.
I thunderbolt Skulduggery make him burn. I have the hill.

 

I tell genius to get off the hill so I can claim it. Now it is mine.

 

I bribe mokolee and claim the hill as my own.

 

I distract Erader1498 with the promise of a promotion to administrator and while he is drooling, I take the hill.

 

I call in an airstrike and obliterate every living thing on the hill. I claim the hill.

 

I turn off the sun and watch all life on earth die. My hill.

 

I turn back on the sun to claim the hill. Now it is mine.

 

I lure mokolee away with an army of pugs. My hill.

 

I send a storm of Christmas trees to flood BB off of the hill. My hill.

 

I thunderbolt the Christmas tree rainy is under. Mah hill.