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  1. Nateshadow007

    Nateshadow007 Member

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    so A man lost the left side of his body. so he was all right (he only had the right side of his body)
    seven, eight (ate) nine
    MORE TO COME LATER
     
    #1 Nateshadow007, Jan 1, 2017
  2. SoullessAngel_

    SoullessAngel_ Ayo why you lookin

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    Why were the twin towers depressed?

    Someone better ask why
     
    #2 SoullessAngel_, Jan 1, 2017
  3. SoCool21

    SoCool21 Bans Reports & Appeals Admin | McPvPer for Life <3

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    Oh god... why
     
    #3 SoCool21, Jan 1, 2017
  4. SoullessAngel_

    SoullessAngel_ Ayo why you lookin

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    Because they ordered pepperoni pizza but only got plane!

    (If it makes no sense say the whole joke out loud.)
     
    #4 SoullessAngel_, Jan 1, 2017
  5. Speedcell

    Speedcell Ex-Raid Mod | Team Vanta

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    There should be a jokes section xD
     
    #5 Speedcell, Jan 1, 2017
  6. SoullessAngel_

    SoullessAngel_ Ayo why you lookin

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    @Chap would be a permanent resident there.

    Get it, cause he's a joke? No, ok I'll leave now...
     
    • Funny Funny x 1
    #6 SoullessAngel_, Jan 1, 2017
  7. WolfieDaLlama

    WolfieDaLlama Well-Known Member

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    Omg that roast was gr8 (No offense Chap)
     
    #7 WolfieDaLlama, Jan 1, 2017
  8. SoullessAngel_

    SoullessAngel_ Ayo why you lookin

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    I doubt he looks at the posts by demoted moderators that he's tagged in, if any posts he's tagged in.
     
    #8 SoullessAngel_, Jan 1, 2017
  9. xGhale

    xGhale HG‘s Doom guy

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    He was last on the forums on the 24th of May last year.
     
    #9 xGhale, Jan 2, 2017
  10. SoullessAngel_

    SoullessAngel_ Ayo why you lookin

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    Or he has it set so he can browse invisibly.
     
    #10 SoullessAngel_, Jan 2, 2017
  11. BAWSS5

    BAWSS5 Well-Known Member

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    What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall?

    Art.

    What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a hole?

    Phil.

    What do you call a man with no arms and no legs being dragged by a speedboat?

    Skip.

    What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the Pacific ocean?

    Bob.

    What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a bush?

    Berry.

    What do you call a man with no arms and no legs?

    Disabled.
     
    #11 BAWSS5, Jan 3, 2017
  12. SoMuchWinning

    SoMuchWinning Well-Known Member

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    image.jpg

    Some more.

    Did you hear the rumor about butter? I would tell you, but I don't want to spread it.

    I found a TV for 50$ on eBay. It's remote is broken. That's an offer I can't turn down!

    I built my house with my BEAR hands.

    I met a good guns salesman named T-Rex. He was a small arms dealer.
     
    #12 SoMuchWinning, Jan 4, 2017
  13. SoullessAngel_

    SoullessAngel_ Ayo why you lookin

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    IMG_1675.JPG
     
    #13 SoullessAngel_, Jan 4, 2017
  14. starbo1034

    starbo1034 Well-Known Member

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    twilight



    This is more of a dark than cringe joke

    Who are the fastest readers in the world? The 9/11 victims, they went thru 80 stories in 10 seconds
     
    #14 starbo1034, Jan 10, 2017
  15. SoullessAngel_

    SoullessAngel_ Ayo why you lookin

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    Omfg
     
    #15 SoullessAngel_, Jan 10, 2017
  16. starbo1034

    starbo1034 Well-Known Member

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    Ik, Im evil with a dark sense of humor. sue me lol
    [​IMG]
     
    #16 starbo1034, Jan 10, 2017
  17. Kelsang

    Kelsang Brawler

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    lmaooooo
     
    #17 Kelsang, Feb 2, 2017
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