Most horrible Moderator Application

reposting, because old one was locked:

Multiplayer Servers Mod Application:


Are you active and helpful on our servers, forums, and Teamspeak? -What is Skype and I hate Teamspeak3!

Which server are you applying for? - Uhm, can you please tell me for what servers I can apply?


How old are you? – 2 weeks, my mother just born me

What time zone are you in? - I think I'm in the ass-of-the-world timezone

What is your experience and knowledge of Minecraft? - I just bought Minecraft 1 week ago, but I already hacked 3 servers, insulted over 100 players and created a youtube channel! The youtube channel is called GermanGriefers. There I show how I'm griefing servers It's very funny isn't it?

What is your experience with moderating servers? – If moderating means to make all players ragequit I already got great experience!

What will you provide to the community if you are provided moderator status? – I will provide, that everyone will get his part of insult and timebans.


How active do you consider yourself in-game? – I already played 30 minutes on one if your servers (It wa slagging like hell, I will never play again on it)

How active do you consider yourself on TS3? – Gimme a download link, *****es

How active do you consider yourself on the forums? – This is my first goddamn message, you see im superactive!

What do you consider your greatest strength? – I know many, many swear words in different languages

What do you consider your greatest weakness? – What the heck? I DON’T HAVE a weakness! Im perfect! Im….. Batman!


How would you handle someone making a minor transgression for the first time? – I would go like “**** you, im the only one who is allowed to insult here” and ban him 4 ever!

How would you handle the same person doing it again a second time? – how could he do this, if he is perm banned?????

How would you handle that person doing it again for the third time? – I would also ban his IP 50 other random IPs because I rage!


What is your reaction if someone publicly proves you wrong on the forums? – **** you *****, I know everything, im god

What would you do when someone breaks a rule on the forums? – Kick his ass

When would you lock a thread? – Noone is allowed to post threads beside me!


Describe yourself in 3 words: I cant count until 3, but I will try: awesome, cool, intelligent, friendly, polite and all this ****

Describe yourself in 1 sentence: whats a sentence?

Anything else we should know about you? - This server is very great to grief, there are many people on it and you can have lots of fun with snowball aimbot!

Situation: A player is out of the map on MC-WAR. What are the steps that you would take to ensure that this player and situation is properly dealt with? - I say: **** you, i'm the only one who is allowed to hack and ban him 4ever!

Do you generally know how all the plugins and commands work? - I played this server for the first time half a hour ago and really - who cares about plugins rules and this ****!

Do you realize that if you are disrespectful or abuse your power, your power will be taken away? - Bah, shut up, if they try to demote me I ban them! And why should I be respectful to anyone? I'm da boss!




And here is a pixture of me:


BTW: If you dislike this, the baby feels dissed and starts crying, and than evrything is your fault!