Story The Hardcore Games - A Tale of Copyright Infringement

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The Hunger Hardcore Games

A Tale of Copyright Infringement

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Once upon a time a young lad named Timmy joined BRAWL GAMES and looked for a server to play on.

Timmy's eyes sparkled with delight as he came across a little white box that flashed across the webpage in the biggest, ugliest font HARDCORE GAMES in a color that strongly resembled yesterday's school lunch

However the terrible formatting was not enough to deter our hero from his quest. For Timmy, having literally nothing better to do, opened his MINECRAFT.JAR file in the deep web and, after admiring the not sh*tty launcher (which took Mojang 7 years to not create - versus Microsoft who took 6 months to make it actually happen) for all of 5 seconds, he logged in

After this was done Timmy logged into HG.BRAWL.COM and, to his dismay, was redirected to the pit of Hell the BRAWL lobby where he lagged harder than a granny on a Jetplane as his poor internet attempted to load 5 GB of bullsh*t

Once this was done Timmy raced to the portal labeled HARDCORE GAMES, for fear that the lobby had even more secret bullsh*t to load, and patiently waited to join the server

A few inches later he logged into the HARDCORE GAMES. Timmy jumped for joy for a little bit, almost ruining his mother's new potted petunia in the process, before he managed to recuperate and settle down for a few hours of the HARDCORE GAMES

So he waited

and waited

and waited some more

but the game never started

Why did it never start? Because no one logged in leaving Timmy alone, in an alternate universe with blocks for hands and pixelated stilts for feet, to contemplate the pointlessness of his existence

So Timmy was like "well this f0kkin sucks" and went to play Hunie Pop 2 - The Tampon Edition with his Victoria's Secret. And they lived happily ever after

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