AMA I despise every one of you and I will elaborate in great detail

Because AMA waves are fun

 

Okay, so this is going to be more of a moderate-at-most amount of detail, but w/e.

So far, your main achievement as a staff member has been presiding over the death throes of HG. Congrats. Of course, I'm sure having your preferred gamemode become inactive has to hurt, but at least you have all those counting threads on the forums to make you feel better! ^^

You've contributed significantly to CTF's rotation and community management in build, which is great and all. Unfortunately, those contributions include forcing Precursor on the poor, unsuspecting CTF community during the last bit of map testing. Shame on you.

When you got bored with assassin, you started messing around as ninja during matches and eventually left for Wild West. That forced us to put Trev on the roster almost regularly. Can you even begin to fathom my pain?

While you are active on the forums, you have what is best described as a disdain for parts of the community and playing in-game regularly as a whole. I'm told you're difficult to work with, and while I can't really speak to any personal experience in that regard, your penchant for quitting threads and forum arguments doesn't exactly help that image. But hey, at least your podcast took off!

Oh christ, you're still around? That's unfortunate.

Leaving the fact that you're a "a 20 year old man who can't escape a Minecraft forum about a dead game" aside for a moment, you're part of the ongoing debate that has essentially kept Gehanna on the forums for the last couple months. While that thread has certainly delivered in terms of entertainment value at times, you'd have to think a new player stumbling across that on the forums would immediately close out their tab and return to the comparatively sane confines of /r/conspiracy.