If MC-War was a Private School Episode 3- The Story of Creation

The Story Of Creation

In the beginning there was nothing. Then out of darkness the /god command was born along with @PistolParrot and his computer. Then he typed in the chat-box '/god' and then all changed. @PistolParrot became the master of our universe and the universe of minecraft. On the first day the Holy Parrot looked around and decided that the universe required something and so he brought forth his majestic weapon- a minigun! With this weapon at his side, he would be the undisputed ruler of all that was and ever will be. Then, Pistol got lonely and so on the second day he created man- @Chaploo & @orange451 so they could populate the world (somehow). But all was not yet done. On the third day of creation he required land for his minions; and so he created the land of minecraft. But minecraft was a massive place and so he needed a safe haven for the descendants of @Chaploo and @orange451, the players, the students and the teachers, and so he created the holy land (MC-War High). But MC-War High was a barren wasteland and so on the fifth day he created the maps and the spawn. But in MC-War High there was nothing to do and so he created the classrooms and the rest of the guns!

And then on the seventh day he looked down at his creation and he thought it was perfect. Too perfect. And so to balance out the awesomeness of the holy land; he created the noob.
And then @PistolParrot looked down at his work and realised all that needed to be done was done. And then, he descended from the heavens with his minigun and was never seen again.

Created by @Skulduggery57 and @Mrcowlick productions.

Disclaimer:

We're not trying to make fun of Christianity, so please don't take this the wrong way. We're just creating a funny twist on the story of creation.

 

LOL! I am the perfect student. (Teachers pet).