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Discussion in 'Forum Games' started by MacOSXLion11, Dec 14, 2013.

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  1. MacOSXLion11

    MacOSXLion11 Active Member

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    ATTACK OF THE PUNS!
    Try an create as many puns as possibly relevant to the comment before.
    I'll start, whale water you waiting for?
     
    #1 MacOSXLion11, Dec 14, 2013
  2. Usp45

    Usp45 Well-Known Member

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    I'll start us off.
    For breakfast today I ate a puncake so my joke's will be a bit cheesy.
     
    #2 Usp45, Dec 21, 2013
  3. Carsonn

    Carsonn #1 WarZ Looter

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    I tried to remember the lyrics to "Wrecking Ball."

    Then it hit me :V
     
    #3 Carsonn, Dec 21, 2013
  4. AlexMc864

    AlexMc864 Well-Known Member

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    I have a ton of jokes about unemployed people.
    None of them work, however.
     
    #4 AlexMc864, Dec 21, 2013
  5. Usp45

    Usp45 Well-Known Member

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    Heard about the new movie "Constipated"?
    It hasn't came out yet.
     
    #5 Usp45, Dec 21, 2013
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    maxwellj02 Well-Known Member

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    I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.
     
    #6 maxwellj02, Jan 5, 2014
  7. Philliesphan45

    Philliesphan45 Member

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    ahhhh eye see what you did there

    so glad i could finger it out
     
    #7 Philliesphan45, Jan 11, 2014
  8. ePiC_bUnNy123

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    Cannibals are people who are fed up with humanity
     
    #8 ePiC_bUnNy123, Jan 11, 2014
  9. Tails13

    Tails13 Well-Known Member

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    Time to PUNish you all :grinning:
     
    #9 Tails13, Jan 13, 2014
  10. iiCooper_

    iiCooper_ Active Member

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    Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.
     
    #10 iiCooper_, Jan 13, 2014
  11. Tails13

    Tails13 Well-Known Member

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    I watched the move Lego star-wars just the other day, but I can't remeber if it was 8 or 16 bit movie. :banghead:
     
    #11 Tails13, Jan 16, 2014
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    Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink.

    bam duum tss
     
    #12 Verasium, Jan 16, 2014
  13. GlobalistCuck

    GlobalistCuck Well-Known Member

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    There was a sign on the lawn at a drug rehabilitation centre saying 'Keep off the Grass'
     
    #13 GlobalistCuck, Jan 16, 2014
  14. Verasium

    Verasium Well-Known Member

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    I SWEAR TO GOD
    EVERYONE IS USING THE SAME WEBSITE
    SOMEONE BE ORIGINAL
     
    #14 Verasium, Jan 16, 2014
  15. GlobalistCuck

    GlobalistCuck Well-Known Member

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    I got mine from a friend.
    Please don't kill me.
     
    #15 GlobalistCuck, Jan 16, 2014
  16. Verasium

    Verasium Well-Known Member

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    I am the Grande Poeta.
    I shall kill you with my poems.
    POETS UNITE!
     
    #16 Verasium, Jan 16, 2014
  17. GlobalistCuck

    GlobalistCuck Well-Known Member

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    I'm a poet too, don't kill me!
     
    #17 GlobalistCuck, Jan 16, 2014
  18. DarkElixir

    DarkElixir Well-Known Member

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    When William joined the army, he disliked the phrase "Fire at will!"
     
    #18 DarkElixir, Jan 16, 2014
  19. GlobalistCuck

    GlobalistCuck Well-Known Member

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    I have a feeling that if I pick up an admin, he'll be like putty in my hands.

    First actually original pun on this thread.
     
    #19 GlobalistCuck, Jan 16, 2014
  20. mrawesome9002

    mrawesome9002 Well-Known Member

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    I want to say that molotovs are better than flashbangs......

    But I don't want to start a flame war...
     
    #20 mrawesome9002, Jan 20, 2014
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