Other The Real Slim Gigga (Giggadream)

May I have your attention please?
May I have your attention please?
Will the real Slim Gigga please stand up?
I repeat, will the real Slim @Giggadream please stand up?
We're gonna have a problem here..

Y'all act like you never seen @Giggadream person before
Jaws all on the floor like Putty and @Chaploo just burst in the door
And started whooping at Gigga worse than before
It's the return of the... "Ah, wait, no way, you're kidding,
He didn't just say what I think he did, did he?"
And @Giggadream said... nothing, you idiots!
@chickenputty dead, he's locked in my basement! (Ha-ha!)
Feminist women love Slim Giggadream

"Slim Gigga, we all love him (We love you Gigga)
Look at him, walking around banning hackers
Flipping the you-know-who." "At all the hackers!"
Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
But no worse, than what's going on when gigga's not around
Sometimes, I wanna get on McBrawl and just let loose, but can't
But it's cool for @Myortvye to hump a dead moose
"Your ban is on your lips, Your ban is on your lips"
And that's the message that we deliver to all the hackers
And expect them not to know who the real super mod is
Of course they gonna know what intercourse is
By the time they get caught
They got the option to buy an unban, don't they?
"We ain't nothing but cheaters.." Well, some of us glitchers
Who ruin other people's game and cut them open like cantaloupes [SLURP]
But if Slim Gigga can ban all the hackers
Then there's no reason for having all these staff if there are no more hackers!
But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote
Hackers wave your ban appeals, sing the chorus and it goes

'Cause I'm Slim Gigga, yes I'm the real Gigga
All you other Slim Giggas are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Gigga please stand up,
Please stand up, please stand up?

@yinscape don't gotta be an admin to be popular;
@chickenputty don't have to be a baller to be awesome
You think I give a damn about @YepImRobbie?
Half of you critics can't even stomach him, let alone stand him
"But Slim Gigga, what if you ban everyone, wouldn't it be weird?"
Why? So you guys could just lie to get me here?
So you can, sit me here next to @Chaploo?
Yo ****, @Lord_Roke better switch me chairs
So I can sit next to @Mario and @LuckyPop
And hear 'em argue over who the real Slim Gigga is
Little prick, put me on blast on banning noobs
"Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Angela hee-hee!"
I should download her forum account on t-x-t
And show the whole world how you gave @Giggadream [AHHH!]
I'm sick of you little hacker and ddoser groups, all you do is annoy me
So I have been sent here to destroy you [bzzzt]
And there's a million staff just like me
Who ban like me; who just don't give a **** like me
Who kick like me; brawl, warz and am mature like me
It just might be the next best thing but not quite me!

[Chorus]

I'm like a head trip to listen to, cause I'm only giving you one chance hackers
Things you joke about with your friends inside your computer
The only difference is I got the balls to say it
In front of y'all and I don't gotta be false or sugarcoated at all
I just get on the teamspeak and spit it
And whether you like to admit it, I just ban them
Better than ninety nine of you staff out can
Then you wonder how can ddosers eat up these squeakers
It's funny; 'cause at the rate I'm going when I'm banning
I'll be the only person on the staff team banning
Pinching hackers who are silently laughing
And I'm banning but all these hackers are returning
And every single person is a Slim Gigga lurking
He could be working on the staff team, spitting on hackers
Or in the Brawl hub, circling
Screaming "I don't give a ****!"
With his guns down and his system up
So, will the real Slim Gigga please stand up?
And put one of those fingers on each hand up to all the hackers?
And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control
And one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?
SLIM GIGGA!!!!


btw i copy and pasted the real song and just edited it to fit to giggadream

 

ty

ur a winner

 

ur a balla too like chickenputty