Intro Anybody got a blender? (WARNING: MAY CONTAIN MELONS)

I lied.
There shall be no melons. What I actually mean is watermelons. The water part is key. You see, I'm thristy. Really thristy, I just drank 5 gallons of Mountain Dew. Sadly, drinking that stuff just makes me throw up and further dehydrates myself. Geez, Mountain Dew more like Mountain Don't. :3 Anyyyyyywayyy, I really want to seperate the water from the melon because I'm thristy. Problem is, I don't have a blender. If I had a blender then I could give you the melon part if you wanted. If you don't then thats fine. You can find me at 111 Sand Lane on Dessert Avenue. Just by the cactus and that creepy skull you see in desert movies. (To be safe I spelt dessert/desert with one s once and then two s another time cause haters gonna hate am I right high five!) So if you want a melon, come gimme a blender. Anyone? I'm so alone.

Wow, I can really drag on an idea. I would be good at improv. Oh wait, no one is good at improv :/.
Anyyyywayy, My name is Max. Isn't that a maxical name? Hah good one *snorts*. Anyway, I've had minsraft for aboot 5 yars! I used to be a moderateur on a populaire server but it shut down (Probably cause I was mod )
I reary like MCWAR. is fun. Oh yeah, my IGN usedd to be GAMERBRO64. If you've been stalking meh, you just found me! YAY!!! (oh wait :/) Anyway goodbye and I love you grandma!

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I BE IN TRUBLE! DIS THREAD-O IS AT LE BOTTOM OF PAGE 1 ON INTROS. IF IT GOES PAST PAGE ONE IT WILL NEVAR BE SEEN AGAIN :O I NEVAR GOT MY BLENDER AND I WANNE HAVE A BELNDAR. BE A STAR AND GIVE A BLENDAR!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Well, curacao thanks you :3
Belgium, They dont.

Nice to meet you!
btws, do you have a blender lab?
cmon man im good for one ounce

 

Why thank you, that was what I was going for :3

 

Thank you, I think I'll blend right in :3

 

I'm sorry, my joke was pretty blend.

 

In 21 days, unless you could blend me a hand. :3

 

Just go to the Video games/Movies shelf. It's between Blenderman: A scary game, and Blendered: a rom-com by Adam Sandler.

 

Make sure you only click the popcorn button. NOT THE BAGEL BUTTON!!!

 

Mokolee? More like Bruce Lee :3

P.S. herro and thanks you for the reply