Racist Class Ideas

The White Man -
Takes everything special and unique about other classes and keeps it.

 

14 year old me was on somethin when i decided to partake in this thread

 

The Black Man-
Steals the flag from a teammate

 

Dutchman:

Armor:

Wooden boots (hope Mojang will add these)

Items:

Iron horse armor called "Bicycle"
Tulip
Dirt block called "Dike"
Cookie called "Stroopwafel"
Dropper called "Windmillturret"

Special abilities:

Right clicking the bicycle will spawn a horse named "Bicycle", this makes u move around faster than by walking and all Dutch people ride bikes so yes

Right clicking the Tulip makes it rain hagelslag in a 3x3 area that deals 1 heart of damage per hagelslag

Right clicking the Dike builds a dirt wall around you that stops water from reaching you (good way to safe yourself from drowning!)

Right clicking the stroopwafel does nothing but its there because stroopwafels

Right clicking the windmillturret makes a 20 block windmill appear where you are standing that shoots bitter ballen

 

The Chinese-
Steals peoples knowledge of using their classes.

 

Mexican: Has jump boost 40

 

Native American

Has red/brown died leather armor and has a tomahawk/stone axe

 

American:
Items:
Yellow dye renamed "fast food"
When fast food is right clicked on a person, they get slowness 200 and die of a heart attack.

 

Japanese:
One iron sword with unbreaking3 and sharpness 1
3 fish (aka steak)
1 squid spawner (you know why)
1 iron chestplate, and grey dyed leather for everything else

 

That sounds like a fat Texan....I live in Colorado and most people are active.

 

Black
-One pair of Js
-A really big bucket of KFC

 

America has one of the highest obesity rates. I was stereotyping.

 

Muslim

-White Leather Armor
-Iron Sword (Beheading Knife)
-Steak 4 (Liver)
-TNT (Suicide Bomb - 3 sec. warmup, says "Allahu Akbar!" in chat, kills everyone including you and teammates in a 5 block radius, can't use any other item during activation)
-Bow, Arrows 64 (AK-47 - rapid fire 5 arrows per second)

 

Murican:
Red dyed leather cap and leggings, blue leather chestplate and boots.

AK-47: when right clicked, does a MLG 360 no scope that instakills the target.

Murican, F yeah: Plays the Murica, F yeah! song and instakills all guys on opposite team.

PlayStation 4: Makes all enemy team's games crash.

Captain America's Shield: I think you can guess what it does.

Doom Launcher: fires doges and nyan cats that instakills.

OMG a rocket: Fires a rocket at crap.

President Obama: let's you fly for 10 seconds.

Doritos:insta-eats and restores you to full health and gives you regen 200.

The new Fantastic Four reboot: makes people quit the game because of how horrible it is.

Chuck Norris: right click to gain Admin for 2 months. Left click to crash the server.

It's OP bcuz Morgan Freeman made the American race so they were unequalled at all levels of existence and were the most powerful nation on Planet Earth.

 

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Thanks Obama.

 

Excuse me??

 

The Russian:

Slot 1: Vodka
Slot 2: Vodka
Slot 3: Vodka
Slots 4-9: Vodka

 

The German:

White leather jacket
green leather pants

Slot 1: Potatoes (Throwable deal .5 damage)
Slot 2: Beer (heals 4 hearts , gives drunken effect)
Slot 3-9: Empty to salute (gives strengh until you get hit by an enemy) :U