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Discussion in 'Capture the Flag' started by Nightowl, Oct 23, 2015.

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  1. Sibs

    Sibs Well-Known Member

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    That's why it was so funny, it pissed off a godless amount of people.
     
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  2. ACE_BLUE2

    ACE_BLUE2 Sup'

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    I had to say it out loud to understand it
     
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  3. Bill_D

    Bill_D Active Member

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    Lol I was in that game xD
     
  4. xDepressione

    xDepressione Active Member

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    the only difference between a rooster and your mom is a rooster says cockadoodledoo and your mom says any cock will do

    yo mama so fat she broke the branch on her family tree.
     
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  5. ilosthegame

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    pls nu repurt me 4 spem, reel memers wud uhnduhrsstaind
     
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  6. ______hi_______

    ______hi_______ Active Member

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    knock knock
    who's there?
    allah
    allah who?
    allahu akbar.
     
  7. pookeythekid

    pookeythekid Well-Known Member

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    Fashionista cap.
     
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  8. xDepressione

    xDepressione Active Member

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    ...

    Little Girl: Mom what's this *she pulled down her pants*
    Mom: That's your garage, don't let boys put their car into your garage She nods and hops off Next door
    Little Boy: Dad whats this? *he pulls down his pants*
    Dad: That's your car, you need to put that into a girls garage He nods and hops off
    Little girl walks in with her hands covered with blood
    Mom: WHAT HAPPENED!?
    Little Girl: The little boy from next door tried to put his car into my garage so I pulled its wheels off






    hahahhahahhahhahahha, that was just 2 funny, if you get it...
     
  9. wintergreen3

    wintergreen3 Delta Force Leader | Staff Manager | CTF Admin

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    *LinkakaShisui fell off something and died*
    "Link fell down!! XDDDDDDD" -AntonioCTF/Pedrokippy/@IzuakaIzou @Linkippy
     
    #29 wintergreen3, Oct 26, 2015
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  10. ExtremeEvoboost

    ExtremeEvoboost CTF Media Man

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    "Pyro is a pro class." ~Unknown player
    "Banners are cool." ~Said no one ever
    "@mathiaslindberg" ~Everybody in the game who remembers this person.
     
  11. mathiaslindberg

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    Thanks for giving me a shoutout! I'm very famous and trying to get more people to acknowledge my greatness and perfection.
     
  12. ExtremeEvoboost

    ExtremeEvoboost CTF Media Man

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    No problem! Anytime! ^^
     
  13. simcb

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    When u ask someone, "whats ur ping?" and they answer "20ms, hbu?" and u say," Screen Shot 2015-09-30 at 6.36.46 PM.png
     
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  14. Ironic_Gentleman

    Ironic_Gentleman Well-Known Member

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    26 ms, hbu?
     
  15. misterslime

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  16. _Enderfire1602

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    Joke No.1
    1st Guy: Hey, i bought a rubber.
    2nd Guy: So?
    1st Guy It rubs out mistakes.
    *1st Guy points rubber at 2nd Guy*
    Get it?!
    Joke No.2

    Guy: Hey bully, guess what?
    Bully: What?
    Guy:Before i met you, i never believed in hell.
     
  17. mathiaslindberg

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    I'm starting a petition to have an international day in my honor recognized by all nations. Dear Leader Mathias Appreciation Day is for all who wish to praise me!
     
  18. Plautius

    Plautius Well-Known Member

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    knock knock
    whos there?
    xo_Alphonse_09
    *walks away and calls 911*
    k i suck at jokes funky off
     
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  20. xDepressione

    xDepressione Active Member

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    why do women have such small feet?

    so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink..

    XD

    sex is like math, add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs and hope to god u don't multiply!

    Ew fuk u, ur unknown so get used to it. Ur not famous nor funny and u live in a hole. xD
     
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