Two truths and a lie - CTFers edition

My turn I guess!

1: I'm afraid of Swans
2: I started out on minecraft probuild servers
3. When I started playing ctf, the first class I decided to main was Heavy

 

Emmm... Id day number 1. You cant be scared of swans.... or can u???

 

It's clearly no. 2 bcuz every1 knows he started on noobbuild servers .

1- When she was tiny, my sister failed at escaping her cot Mission Impossible style and broke her arm.
2- I'm the worst storyteller of my class.
3- The first video that had CTF that I ever watched was an MCPVP Top 5 video.

 

ooo rekt

 

#2 just cus i know how u speak from majestic calls

1 - On a school trip to Germany someone fell off a bridge and broke 2 toes
2 - I was once in a swimming pool in the person next to me bit their tongue out and it fell into the pool and there was blood everywhere URGH
3 - When I was little I dropped my cat out of the window

 

nope, was no3 c:

 

2

1) I've been on a FC Barcelona match. (for those that arent familiar with football, barca is a nickname for fc barcelona.)
2) if you combined my MCPVP stats and my Brawl stats, you'd have around 45k kills, 5-6k recovs and around 400 caps.
3) i have visited all of europe except for sweden, finland and denmark, and i also visited new york, california, florida, egypt, dominican republic and jamaica.

 

Did you know swans, especially breeding swans, are extremely agressive? They can break fingers when they bite and at least make you numb for a moment by hitting you with their flapping wings. Mute Swans are even one of only three bird species who reportedly killed a human, the others being the ostrich and the southern cassowary.

 

If you had said 7 or 8 rabbits, I would've believed you :/.

 

3, bcuz Dominican Republic is not on The Great Book of Tourist Destinations.

1- I was in the staff team for a team once, but have been denied by every single team in Existence.
2- I want to go to Mongolia.
3- The furthest North I've ever been to is Shropshire.

 

Same with geese. You don't know true fear until you have to ran away from a mad, territorial goose ;-;

 

I'm gonna have another go.
1. My name pronounced sounds like the word "Sushi"
2. I'm afraid of heights (Or rather afraid of falling)
3. I like turtles.

 

if #3 is a lie i will find you and hunt you down

 

Correct.
mk

 

1) I was kind to someone
2) People are kind to me
3) All people hate me
Haters please pick #1 and hate me when I can see it so I know how to handle it

 

#3

1. I have a scar from a paper cut on my finger
2. I have three cats
3. I'm an archer irl

 

3, bcuz being an irl archer is probs expensive af.

1- I don't have a life.
2- I have a girlfriend.
3- I can lead TFW better than Bob4444.

 

#3 @b0b4444 is best phake mongol!1!1!1

 

No.2 is a lie. Statistics show that one of the things that boys lie about the most aside from their height is whether or not they are in a relationship.

1 - I don't have a girlfriend.
2 - I have black hair.
3 - The cat in my avatar is actually my cat.

 

Wrong lol I'm an archer

It was 2