BUUF EVRYTHANG

Hello.

Some of you who peeked at the title might think this thread is silly. Some of you may think I am joking. But I am not, I could not be more serious than I am right now. See my avatar? Yeah that's right, look at it. It's magnificent. But aside from the fact that I am stunningly handsome have you noticed that I am serious? Yeah, I'm more serious than Nicholas Cage. You know why? Because this is some serious sh*t I'm proposing right here.

What exactly am I proposing you may ask? Well did you not read the title? L M A O. Heh anyway if you didn't that's cool so I'll tell it to you straight what I am proposing for CTF:

Screw balance.

To hell with the reworks.

Buff all the classes.

That's right, no more of this p*ssy ass sh*t with the 'checks and balances' to make sure everything is correct. Why? Because balance is for p*ssies! OP'ness is for men. Now ask yourself do you want to be known as Barbie for the rest of your life or as the teenage equivalent of Chris Pratt? Ha! As if that's even a question!

But seriously, what inspired me to make this post was all the fun I used to have with Necro. Yeah, Necro that class nobody uses except @AriesRam10 because he's a pleblord. Remember when Necro could spawn like 500 zombies and rack up epic killstreaks? Those were great times weren't they? Playing Necro back then was like an orgy for your eyes. Just incredible man. Like Donald Trump. Actually more like Bernie Sanders cause that dude is like my dude or something I dunno. You see some sh*t on Discord.

Now Necro is like the Adam Sandler of the CTF classes. It's annoying as hell, utterly useless, and has no real purpose in life aside from scamming the hell out of people. It was so bad McPVP was literally giving it away for free if you played like 1 hour of CTF! So what is my amazing (obviously) and incredibly sexy rework for Necro? We will buff the sh*t out of the mobs. How so?

BEHOLD:



That's right. The motherf*kin Powerpuff girls.

Got a problem with that? Yeah I just dropped a massive nostalgia bomb on you didn't I? I bet you just got thrown back to 2002 like Back to the f*ckin Future. Think about it. The PowerPuff girls are amazingly powerful. They can fly. They can look pretty and stuff. They can use their weird ass eyes to stare enemies to death (no idea why they're so huge lmao). What can zombies do? They wander around and try to give you a hug. I wish they'd stop that... personal space y'know what I'm sayin? Sometimes I just want to go up to a zombie and be like "I know you like me but I'm not gonna date you gawd... so bug off you frickin creeper!"

Now some of you may be a bit doubtful of the idea of replacing the current Necro mobs with the PowerPuff girls but let's be honest here can it really be any worse than the current Necro is? I think not. So @NomNuggetNom here's your Necro buff now code it instead of talking on Discord all the time like a frickin slacker! (srsly no hate, luv u man)

Also, Necro would get Fire Aspect II on its sword, permanent Hotness VI (that way the PowerPuff girls are consistently attracted to it), and can place up to 100 spawners. Why? Cause Necro was WAYYY more fun when you could place a ton of spawners.

But replacing Necro minions with the almighty Powerpuff Girls is just the beginning. Next we must look to Engineer, which has been nerfed FAR TOO MANY DAMN TIMES. How will we buff Necro? First I want you to look at this amazing TV spot for one of the best kids shows of all time, ever, like seriously, ever. Bob the motherf*ckin Builder:

I'll let you draw your own conclusions from that. It's a very inspirational theme song to me.

Moral of the story?

How to make CTF great again: Buff everything.

Peace,

-Admiral (making threads when ur drunk is a lot of fun imo)

@NomNuggetNom
@wintergreen3

 

And as Kelly Clarkson would say "what doesn't kill u makes u stronger"