New Update Incoming!!! (Leaked Information)

Ha! Gotcha with the click-bait title! Now you have to keep reading. Muahaha.

I’ve came back after a long time of inactivity to this hell on earth nice gamemode, with its toxic helpful community.

I’m gonna get to the point. Why haven’t been there any GOOD and game-changing updates? I thought this gamemode should have gotten an update or 2. But no same as usual. No updates. There are just some fixes that barely change the gameplay because people are so persistent about them and try to abuse them in one way or another. They’re just useless.
There are classes that need a complete overhaul because of how completely useless or ridiculously lame they are (Necro, Dwarf) and some which are just overpowered and can do just one thing because of their design (Assassin, Pyro, Soldier, Fashionista). I would rather remove classes like Dwarf because of the amount of flaws they have and they are completely overpowered at some point or can be replaced by another class just fine (Heavy and Pyro). Classes like Pyro, Assassin and Soldier should be more versatile than just than constant spam of an ability or overuse. And classes like Necro need a complete rework since its completely useless but can be reworked to be played in a different way and with different mechanics.
I know that you’ve seen this type of posts hundred out of hundreds of times. But, you know why? Because we are a bunch of annoying crybabies that want everything to get done NOW?!...Maybe, honestly but no. It’s because we haven’t got a good update since…Uhh…Damn it I lost count <--- SEE.

“They” always say they have everything planned, that we’ll get an update… (I hate this word when people use it here on CTF) “Soon”. They don’t even show us what’s going to change, what they are going to add. When are we gonna get one? Don’t tell me they’re busy. Just tell me what they are doing instead of a goddamn lie that makes me go apes***. You may think this is too exaggerated, but you know why it’s exaggerated? Because it means that I can’t trust you to be honest with me/us so I have to constantly check on you to see if you are saying the truth.
I’ve talked about this before, with “Elf’s Teaser” which I discussed (More like bashed to death) with Nom a while ago (On MCPvP), insulting him in the process (heh :3).
Enough about the game. Let’s get to the…Community.

I’ll just say this: Why can’t you be nice? Why you all gotta be so toxic, aggressive and try to be friendly when you’re actually not. Even after so long, some people haven’t changed after like 2 years and are still playing the game. You may say that people are nice on the forums, but in-game…Jesus Christ! There are tryhards! Way too many!

We can all be friends. I still believe in you. You can change!

*cough* *cough*

Also, this is how I believe things will go if we have an update:
Players: We want an update NOW; we don’t care what it is!
Admins: Well, let’s nerf ninja’s enderpearl and change [put your favorite class here].
Players: NO! DON’T! I don’t like this update. It changes the game we have played after 2 years! It makes different, therefore it’s bad! [End of sarcasm]
Admins: Ok then…We will make flags more sexy-looking.
Players: WHAT?! This update is bull!
Admins: (Why can’t you stop complaining and let us do something *cringes away*)
*Leaves for another 2 years*
STATE 1 LOADED
Players: We want an update NOW[..]


Well, that’s all I had… Not much, I know. It just gets repetitive. And knowing that nothing will change (Unless you insult Nom, which I won’t do again), just makes me give up on making a map…No one cares honestly…Ha…Ha… Ha…*sigh*. I can't take it all seriously. Because all of you won't. Maybe this post is just a joke. It depends from where you look it.
Or maybe I'm just too edgy. Who knows.

OH WAIT!. I FORGOT FASHIONISTA…-

P.S: I forgot to check for mistakes. I'm too lazy to fix them.


P.S: You still reading this!? What are you doin.g with your life?! I actually question the same to myself. I can also give you something, here
quite the troll post indeed

 

Thanks for being the example.

Wow, You wrote 2 short paragraphs. I might be good at this.

Yeah, me too! 3 years ago!

It's because I put an OBVIOUS bait there. I knew a lot of people would vote the "joke" option because either they don't care or they just know this post won't change anything.

 

I'm sure the devs are not even reading this. Mods probably are.
I'm sure we are tired of waiting. That's all we have been doing. For the past 3 years.
You take this really..what's that word?...Patiently. I admire you.