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Discussion in 'Capture the Flag' started by misterslime, Dec 31, 2015.

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  1. misterslime

    misterslime Well-Known Member

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    one day brawlbot went to misterslime and punched him! misterslime ate the brawlbot!!!!!1111! THE END

    one day multack was infected by lag ebola from illuminati! he lagged to hell!!!!111! THE END

    one day tom-says complained and died of ebola and lag! THE END

    one day lag died and all was peacefull! THE END

    one day ebola ended humanity and all the stories here happened! THE ENDY

    one day nub! THE END

    add more in commants pls or i EAT U!!!1111!!! THE END (actuality do)
     
    #1 misterslime, Dec 31, 2015
  2. Daveeeeeeeee

    Daveeeeeeeee Well-Known Member

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    The 3rd one actually makes me laugh so hard.
     
    #2 Daveeeeeeeee, Dec 31, 2015
  3. misterslime

    misterslime Well-Known Member

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    one day ctfers had children! the end

    one day i mudered ctf!!!!!1111 THE F**KING F**.... TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES!!! please stand by!!!!1111 lol wat? THE END!!!1

    one day Spaxinity died! THE HAPPY ENDING!

    one day http_a1me looked on this page and died of laughing!!!! the end!
     
    #3 misterslime, Dec 31, 2015
  4. Gold_Mewtwo

    Gold_Mewtwo Member

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    I wrote a BrawlBot Fanfic! Here it is!




    BrawlBot: A Sob Story


    BrawlBot has no friends. BrawlBot has no heart. He is a empty shell living in CTF. He does have 1 thing going for him. He has the ability to play CTF 24/7. BrawlBot can only say 1 thing "I'm merely a bot used for utility purposes! Please ignore me." And everybody did. So BrawlBot lived on in his boredom of a life, being ignored, and when he's wasn't being ignored , He was subject to jokes from Crafters like misterslime, Gold_Mewtwo, and TOM_SAYS . One day, BrawlBot got fed up with everything and he came to misterslime. BrawlBot punched him, then misterslime ate BrawlBot alive.


    BrawlBot woke up at the feet of God. "Do you see now?" asked God. "I'm merely a bot used for utility purposes! Please ignore me." said BrawlBot. And God granted his wish. BrawlBot was left to wander the Aether forever. But Brawlbot had to get back to his life as a bot used for utility purposes! "I'm merely a bot used for utility purposes! Please ignore me." said BrawlBot. BrawlBot jumped off the edge of the Aether. But God did not like that. He froze BrawlBot in midair. "You cannot escape the hands of death, BrawlBot." "I'm merely a bot used for utility purposes! Please ignore me." said BrawlBot sadly, which is not possible, because he can only speak in a monotone.



    The plus side of being floating in midair was that BrawlBot could see everything. Armed with his trusty banhammer, BrawlBot was ready. He saw a crafter named My_Mom hacking! He slammed the banhammer on to My_Mom and she was permabanned! Then BrawlBot let everybody know that My_Mom was banned. Gold_Mewtwo rejoiced, because My_Mom was a jerk, as well as a hacker. BrawlBot's life was looking up, until My_Mom bought a Unban from the Brawl Store. Then My_Mom petitioned to remove BrawlBot from Brawl! All of the hackers signed the petition. BrawlBot was permabanned by the mods, and sent to the Nether. "I'm merely a bot used for utility purposes! Please ignore me." said BrawlBot



    Like for part 2! Also, if there really is a crafter called My_Mom, I'm very sorry for using you as the hacker in this story, but you have to understand, i had no idea that you exist.
     
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    #4 Gold_Mewtwo, Dec 31, 2015
  5. misterslime

    misterslime Well-Known Member

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    XD
     
    #5 misterslime, Dec 31, 2015
  6. Sonicluke2000

    Sonicluke2000 Guest

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    why did i come back
     
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    #6 Sonicluke2000, Dec 31, 2015
  7. BAWSS5

    BAWSS5 Well-Known Member

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    What
     
    #7 BAWSS5, Dec 31, 2015
  8. November

    November november

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    ????
     
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    #8 November, Dec 31, 2015
  9. misterslime

    misterslime Well-Known Member

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    no idea i just felt like it
     
    #9 misterslime, Dec 31, 2015
  10. wintergreen3

    wintergreen3 Delta Force Leader | Staff Manager | CTF Admin

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    I'm so very confused...
     
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    #10 wintergreen3, Dec 31, 2015
  11. misterslime

    misterslime Well-Known Member

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    please be
     
    #11 misterslime, Dec 31, 2015
  12. Tenshirox

    Tenshirox C a p t u r e F l a g

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    Where are your parents.
     
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    #12 Tenshirox, Dec 31, 2015
  13. BAWSS5

    BAWSS5 Well-Known Member

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    Just gonna drop this here and leave...

     
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    #13 BAWSS5, Dec 31, 2015
  14. HaHaGetLost

    HaHaGetLost I hope one day you choke on the s*** you talk.

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    Eat me pls. wink wink jkjk
     
    #14 HaHaGetLost, Dec 31, 2015
  15. IvanDoomy

    IvanDoomy Active Member

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    LEAVE
     
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    #15 IvanDoomy, Dec 31, 2015
  16. BAWSS5

    BAWSS5 Well-Known Member

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    I already left bich, way ahead of you
     
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    #16 BAWSS5, Dec 31, 2015
  17. SlicingKunai

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    one day brawlbot woke up with molasses in his mouth - 7 asses / 10
     
    #17 SlicingKunai, Dec 31, 2015
  18. misterslime

    misterslime Well-Known Member

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    omnononomononnmonmonmnomonomnomononmnmnmooonomonomnomonomo Wolveskippy has been digested

    one day nubs ruled the world the end
     
    #18 misterslime, Jan 1, 2016
  19. Snowleak14

    Snowleak14 Well-Known Member

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    wtf is this ****
     
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    #19 Snowleak14, Jan 1, 2016
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