Outro Done With Your Sh*t Brawl :>

Yeah so a couple hours ago I got banned for "Hacked Client: Blink". Now what I could do, if I wanted, is make a very convincing case that it was lag using the fact that the server crashed several times that night I was playing WarZ. But I don't want to appeal this ban. I don't want to contest the fact that I blinked the player Bonnci, a.k.a DolphinFace, because I did. I did blink him, and I'm proud of it and I'd do it again. Why you ask? Dolphin is a member of Dean and Bailey's hacker squad, a team who've been x-raying and blinking and macroing and fastplacing for almost a year now and because of timezones I've been affected more than just about anyone on WarZ.

So yeah, I blinked Dolphin knowing full well he didn't hack and did in fact record, because

A) As a member of dean's hacker squad, as I said above, teams like that are part of the reason why WarZ is dead.

B) My MVP runs out in a few days and I refuse to spend any more money on this **** server and **** community.

So yeah B) is my main reason for leaving. Cause I could appeal, although obviously not after I post this thread, but I could also buy an unban. But I won't, not spending $$ on WarZ or Brawl as a whole anymore. The reason for this is just... WarZ is dead. Barely anyone plays, hackers run wild and the staff team does **** all. They have 1 active moderator (@Wario) and 1 manager (@Canoodle) who, through no fault of her own, never actually played WarZ like most donators and so doesn't really understand our problems like a true WarZ player would. She is also a WarZ manager who seemingly cares more about keeping her precious staff team clean of any immaturity whatsoever than actually saving the server she manages. I envision a WarZ with a few more months of this management as a player base of roughly 10 people, but they're all mature moderators. Success!!!!!!


So yeah I applied for moderator 14 times and these last couple of applications have really not been about me whatsoever, to be honest, I was legitimately fully committed to bringing WarZ back to what it was. But Cuddled continued to deny my mod applications, my most recent one with a bunch of BS that basically says, we don't like you, you're not a friend of the staff team, you've been immature in the past, but we're gonna hold that against you and we'd rather deny you to spite you than actually promote someone who would help WarZ.

So regarding why I started hacking, I've only ever blinked about a dozen times or less. To my memory it was always hacker teams, and 90% of the time it was Dean's team. If you have any doubts that Dean's team deserve to all get blinked in full diamond, please PM me and I'll explain it to you in small words. The staff team failed me and they wouldn't let me help them so I decided to dish out my own vigilante justice and blink the hackers. Funny thing is, most of the people who I've admitted blinking Dean's team to were indifferent or in favour of it.

tl;dr

i blinked a hacker team, got banned for it but hackers still arent, applied for mod 14 times and got denied every time b/c the staff team/cuddled has a grudge against me and im sick of their **** so i decided to start blinking hackers. not buying unban or rank again because warz is dead and the staff team killed it by not listening to the community

tl;dr of the tl;dr

f*ck warz

AND NOW FOR THE HUGE LIST OF TAGS

@nicolecacola, @freakizoid123, @BBSlayer5150 - First people to show me to WarZ and team with me, I love y'alls and it's a damn shame you quit.

@Defiler_69, @CrAzYxSkY - Taught me to combo and my first real team. Miss you guys too. Learnt the phrase "hopping servers" from Defiler and still use it to this day.

@Jingca2012, @Shawn10102, @Elliottsmith35, @buckingbronko, @ciberblock67, @LukenDan - #TKP still to this day is the greatest team I've ever been in for WarZ and I love each and every one of you and I just wish things could go back to how they were.

@athena530 - ur a neanderthal dickwad but we had some good tiems

@edin61625 - ur voice is sexy, ur an absolute muslim memelord and i miss u big daddy

@mxj901 - aussie **** go back to prison. jk ily although we did bicker sooooo much lol. one of my fave teammates over the years

@Ying1161, @Thwer - You guys are two of my absolute favourite WarZ teammates, I'm sorry whenever I was dick and blamed my deaths on you, you guys were awesome and thwer, you were so much better than I gave you credit for. Ying, I hope one day you can finally come out of the closet. Also ur incredibly handsome and i touch myself at night to that 1 pic of u

@DarkPhantom00 - filthy half-blood we had sum great times, shame our friendship deteriorated towards the end but ily

@6babymonster, @Vet_Mining, @Hcaz08, @ShadowHawk2417 - you guys were an awesome group of people and you accepted me even though i was a squeaky little 12 yr old british kid who was **** at warz lol. we had sum great times at indust

@Usp45 - MOM WHERE'S THE ERASER ur the greatest squeaker i know, i swear u were like depressed half the time u were in ts but ur an awesome guy and one of my best friends over the years

@Aboves - contemplating whether or not to release that 1 vid of you :3 u were one of my all-time fave teammates, great guy to hang out with and we had some hilarious moments even though ur a long-fingered devil and ur from *shudders* PENNSYLVANIA

@Skruni - 2nd favourite russian after Leon Trotsky. u sound like a robot who's disenfranchised with life had sex with a canadian blow up doll beaver sex doll and ur not their offspring ur actually the sounds of them doing it. anyways, ur insanely good at warz, ur a clutch god and a really nice guy and one of my fave teammates. IM PHYSICALLY DONE hue

@Wiring - WHAT THE F*CK shezaki. man ur such a laugh and an awesome guy to play with, again one of my fave teammates, ik i say this a lot but ive had so many, and u make me laugh so hard and i just wish u hadnt quit warz but i guess im leaving now too so what the f*ck do i know hue

@tonester3, @shygyrules, @Azkban230, @Json07 - my old FATS crew, I love you guys, especially shygy, it's a shame ya'll left I really miss the old FATS days when ppl played War and I had a reputation and our clan had a reputation ;v

@ritzy, @Striker_Sly - u guys accepting me into Enigma was a turning-point of my warz career, i was not respected or liked when i teamed with carter and chrisja as much as i loved them and it's you guys who enabled me to become a person who teamed with good people and was actually thought of as a "good player", to some ppl at least and also ritzy ur a really cool guy, and i hope u find the rest of ur chipmunk friends soon u f*cking chav :3

@BrawlerAce_, @Majora_Jora - my forums idols, awesome people and i remember back in 2013 wanting to be like you guys. really smart funny nice people and its a shame ya'll left ;v

@Piky really nice guy, we havent talked in ages but we used to be friends and we had sum good times ;3

@RipeBananas - ily dad, uve been a really loyal teammate of mine these last few turbulent weeks and i really thank you for that and we've had some great times :>

@ToysRus - its not rape he yelled surprise

@Kurma u teamed with dean recently and u sound like a minecraft villager giving deep throat but when we're talking ur actually a pretty cool guy :>

@chrisja2881, @cheers4carter - some of my best teammtes ive ever had on warz, we had so much fun together for months, sorry i always blamed u for our dying, and im sad that jace left D; anyway ily and ill never forget ya'lls. carter ur a dick to alayna btw

@Signatured, @chickenputty - throughout all my other discrepancies with the staff team ive always respected the crap out of both of you and i hope you guys continue to do good work for brawl and elsewhere when/if it dies.

@_Featherpaw_ ur actually so nice im somewhat convinced u need an exorcism. also what the **** kind of name is celine. ur parents were weed addicts. also ur a really funny awesome person to talk with and my only regret is that i havent known u that long. u do great work as a mod. also ur seriously hot, just thought id throw that in there

@tchuckraider - my 2nd favourite fat kentuckian we havent talked in ages but we used to be great friends and ily

@xpa - ur mc skin makes me horny and i get confused boners pls stop. anyway ur a hella nice guy and im glad we teamed, even if it werent for very long

@tallscot - bipolar farquad, ur a cool guy when ur not on one of ur... idk what to call them. downward swings?

@TobyZiegler - glad to see another west wing fan on here, ur a hilarious and incredibly intelligent guy and ik we don't know each other that well but ur just an absolute memelord so ur worth a tag. please clap.

@randomcitizen1 - one of my longest-time friends on the forums and, used to be, in-game, and im just glad i had the pleasure of knowing you, you're hilarious, you're great as a mod and yeah :v idk what else to say but i love you :>

@HottestGamerGirl - werent u supposed to like leave or smth? hue. anyway another awesome veteran, ily m8, ur a gr8 memelord and its weird we've never actually spoken on ts hue. send nudes. bai.

@nezzr - when u call me a memelord it makes me wet

LAST BUT NOT LEAST:

@nmhBiceps - Best friend I've had on Brawl, you showed me the ceiling fan in your room and that is a bond that cannot be broken. I'd like to apologise for the spats we had, not saying u weren't a dick at times but i didnt realise the distinction between friend and warz teammate. we werent warz teammates at times but i stupidly took that to mean we werent friends. soz. anyway absolutely awesome person, ur teammates/friends are lucky to have u and i wish u all the best compadre, i hope we'll still continue to talk from time to time <3 also ur southern accent is fading slightly so i sent ur parents an e-mail about sending u to re-confederatisation camp. funny, ur dad didn't reply* :v

*sorry for that lel



FINAL THOUGHTS:

• this outro is hella long
• may come back to warz temporarily during the holidays but idk
• will come back for war 2.0 if only to laugh at how it doesn't work or smth
• i was actually followhenis this whole time.... what?
• i live in new zealand u f*cks. not britain, not usa and not F*CKING AUSTRALIA.
• @Canoodle im done sucking ass to you to see if that works better than being honest. it doesnt. u have good intentions about warz but u just dont know what ur doing and also ur a weird dog-mutant person, i dont want to meet the crazy scientist who turned u into that freak.
• if i left any out of the tags, pm me, and unless i hate u ill add u <3
• lol when u leave @nmhBiceps to the end of the tags b/c he's the best but then u forget and almost make the thread without him hue
• if brawl deletes this thread im shooting up a pool. itll just be a testament to how they can't handle criticism to their "perfect server" that has descended into sh*t.
• i bet sn4x5 is gonna get mod even though ive been warz mod before and we basically have same credentials and ****. like wtf cuddled.
• final thoughts on warz higher staff team: arrogant f*cks who won't accept that there are people in the community who know what to do and can help them. like demoting ritzy? thef*ckwrongwithyou. not promoting me? i may be biased but i woulda been a great mod. First thing i do would be to ban dean and bailey and temp-ban their teammates. everyone would love me.
• only other scenario in which i dont leave is like cuddled or someone actually sitting down and doing what i tell them to do regarding warz and letting me help them ****ing fix it but thats not gonna happen and im not making ultimatums lol no1 cares if i leave :v
• ik im like being really toxic and sh*t rn but that's just the expectation for a WarZ player's outro, y'know? i dont wanna disappoint the fans. anyway to be serious i am pissed off about a lot of stuff but I've had some AWESOME times at Brawl over the years and it at least used to be a great community. WarZ has declined a lot but Brawl as a whole has only declined a little bit, and the general forums community is as awesome as ever. For those of you sticking around for a while longer, I wish you the best of luck and I only hope WarZ is restored.

EDIT: So I appealed my ban just for the lols and also b/c as pissed off as I am, I don't want to leave with a ban, it's such a WarZ cliche, and they told me I'd have to wait a month for forgiveness. F*ck you, whoever wrote that, I want your forgiveness that you f*cked up my favourite server so much so that I had to download a freaking hacked client to compete on it. If and when that day comes, apology accepted.

Also, a staff member edited this thread, not sure where yet, so let's play a game: Find the Politically Correct Bullsh*t everyone!

 

RiTzY_Gaming was killed by followhenis
oh snap lel
sorry

:v anyway thanks and it was great teaming witchu too. u have fun now too, i hope to see more alvin and the chipmunks sequels soon.

 

SORry bby i fixed :v