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Deps Explains - Ping

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  1. Deppuccino

    Deppuccino Well-Known Member

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    Holy mother of pizza, it has been so long since I did this.

    Hello and welcome to Deps Explains, the show where Deps explains random ****! Today Deps is explaining the magical thing known as ping!

    Ping is basically the life force of CTF: It controls everything. And I mean EVERYTHING:
    - Have you ever got rekt by an Assassin even though you blocked? You made Lord Ping angry!
    - Have you used an entire bar of wall-climb on 3 right-clicks? Ping again!
    - Has it ever took you 2 minutes just to steal the flag? Geez, you should stop triggering Ping.

    Now, a quick message from our sponsor (apparently we have one), Chaos:
    "um, what"

    And carrying on, there are various levels of ping:
    Godly Ping - 0ms to 10ms
    Pinglord - 11ms to 50ms
    Kinda Pinglord - 51ms to 100ms
    Average - 101ms to 200ms
    Below Average - 201ms to 250ms
    Aussie Ping - 251ms to 300ms
    Deplicasian Ping - 301ms to 1000ms

    Well anyway, this was just a short edition of Deps Explains. Mostly because I cba to make it longer.

    So in the great words of Derpy_Jazz:
    "did you feet swell when you went back to boys?"
     
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  2. sjuka_legogubbar

    sjuka_legogubbar ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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    Thought you were going to explain that ping is ms(milli seconds) and that its measured by the responstime between the server and you xD so pretty much 1-10ms is god because you are 90ms ahead of everyone with 100ms in game
     
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  3. featherpaw

    featherpaw Your friendly neighborhood kitten! :3

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    First post I've ever given a mod honor to that wasn't a staff resignation. Congrats! ^-^

    Hey deplicasus, I'd like to sponsor your ctfness. You can contact me at [email protected]

    What am I doing with my life. I used to be so formal on the forums...
     
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  4. Eil

    Eil Ex-Raid // Perm. Ban Manager
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    What Ping level am I then? :/
    CkOEiHu.png
     
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  5. Claod

    Claod Well-Known Member

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    The, "I accidentally just nuked my computer" Ping
     
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  6. CherryBlossomss

    CherryBlossomss Well-Known Member

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    YES I'm a PingLord :stuck_out_tongue:
     
  7. SoullessAngel_

    SoullessAngel_ Ayo why you lookin

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    I'm average on a good day :/ you don't want to see my ping on a bad one.
     
  8. DarkTitan_

    DarkTitan_ Ex War and News Manager

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    I'm kind of a ping lord. On bad days I could be considered as an average. Those days luckily don't happen often xD
     
  9. stlast

    stlast Well-Known Member

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    Yeah I need help on my ping lvl too look at my sig
    [​IMG]
     
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  10. Proterozoic

    Proterozoic Wiki Team is a Semi-Staff Rank

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    um, what
     
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  11. ACE_BLUE2

    ACE_BLUE2 Sup'

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    I can't help but feel like this was directed to someone in particular

    Gratz, you can see into the future
     
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  12. Lord_Byzantine

    Lord_Byzantine playin minecraft cheeki breeki style

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    Yeah, approximately 5 hours 35 mins 10 seconds into the future :grinning:
     
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  13. quitthisdumbgame

    quitthisdumbgame Active Member

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    I am a PingLord but I still suck at pvp :stuck_out_tongue:
     
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    -1ms? hm? Am I not normal? Am I living in the matrix as we speak?! WHAT AM I?
     
  15. _Enderfire1602

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    i've got aussie ping ;-;
    Does have it's advantages though, you can tp around like you're the flash
     
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  16. TheZombieKat

    TheZombieKat CTFer since May 2012

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    I'm American, yet I have worse ping than the Aussies.

    @stlast That ping level is the "Wizardry" category.
     
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    MattM1PVP Ex-HG Staff Member

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    alien.
     
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