Outro Pay attention to me

Disclaimer: Roses are red, Harambe was shot, Hi I'm Rick Harrison, and this is my pawnshop

UGGGGGH

Hey guys Admiral here and I thought I'd pull a @Brendoom and post another completely unnecessary outro. So yeah I know that this section is even more useless than these subtitles:



since most people who have posted outros are back within an hour a day a week or sometimes they actually leave! Personally I posted my last outro over six months ago because I'm a self conscious slimy little lizard with #NOCHIN and I was gone for a week. That's right, not even a perma-ban could hold me (try that Macklemore!).

However, I think it is time for me to move on for real. Mainly because the staff denied my mod application. Lol no I know I'm totally unqualified. But here's the thing: I haven't been getting a lot of attention lately. Well, I have but it's largely been people spamming me with ignorance and hate. Like I get it, for the THOUSANDTH time I have nochin. Har, har, har overused memes are great!

Point is guys, since I've got to go manipulate some 'friends' of mine to do all my work for me (is 20 dollars ok?) and make only a few million dollars a year for my horrible videos that I do EVERY DAY on stupid internet nonsense I just don't have the time to keep memeing (is that even a word lmao) on this server. Like seriously, there's more people in Rick Harrison's pawnshop these days than there are on Brawl. Remember when Brawl had an actual playerbase instead of the tiny tim of a community it has now? Yeah I don't even think friggin' Pepperidge Farms remembers that <censored>.

Oh by the way I know a million people have already said this but... THE END IS NIGH. Yeah Brawl is so dead. Totally not like the staff have heard that already.

Speaking of staff how about @Lord_Roke? Yeah Brawl's biggest <censored> himself (I heard this from a guy who got banned. I'm sure he was on point). Like this dude is literally an EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD FULLY GROWN MAN and he's telling ME, a nineteen year old man to watch my memes? Duuuude respect for your elders much? Seriously fat Jared Fogle couldn't hold Roke's ego. Any of you see that "Continuous Rule Violations" bs? Yeah, it's literally the most bs <censored> ever. Get banned after 40 rule violations? Literally, how in the literal hell is that fair?

THINK OF THE HATERS BRO!!!

Not that Roke would think of the haters anyway. He's probably one of those <censored> who spends fifty minutes combing his hair every morning and puts in colored contacts to look like his favorite video game character. Look at his face. LOOK AT HIS FREAKING FACE



THAT'S THE FACE OF SATAN IF I EVER SAW IT!

But seriously guys I need to pause here to repeat myself. Because, just like in my videos, repeating myself is time and time is money! Yeah did I mention how I like to repeat myself? Because I do. Like I really do. It's even better than <censored>.

Anyway back to Roke, or <censored>_McChode as I like to call him. This guy, literally an EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD MAN sends me a PM and tells me "I really need to stop" my behavior because I have nineteen 'forum warnings' (ermagerd so worrisome). Who the hell are you to tell me to "stop" my behavior? You're literally old enough to be my brother, you're 'staffing' a Minecraft server, and you're telling me, an AMERICAN, what to say? Like honestly guys I don't even know what to say at this point. I'm just speechless. Here's a guy who has a POSTER OF KATNISS IN HIS BEDROOM telling me to stop? He's a fanboy of the girl with the <censored> attitude and he's telling other people to watch their bad attitude? That's some triangulating illuminati <censored> if I've ever seen it!

LITERALLY

Anyway guys I'm not going to talk about Roke today. Nope, not talkin about him, not after I showed his <censored> robber-face to the entire forums. NAHHH

I just wanted to say some nice, yes nice, words to the people who had the pleasure of knowing the greatness that is me:

@Piky very nice chap. Almost too nice. Seriously dude you need to be more narcisstic and for god's sake get out of Santa Snooze county while you can! Take it from Life Coach Dankmaster Memeson himself.

@Canoodle why have you not followed up on your head offer you damn tease.

@BAWSS5 You are such a classy dude (I'm gay for that paintball outfit, no homo tho). We need to talk sometime. For real.

@LordCh4os farewell you conservative bastard.

@TheZombieKat I used to like you until you kept ignoring my Skype DMs for a month. Seriously, as far as I can tell you're an awesome person and staff member. Now give me a damn reply already dammit!

@Lord_Roke roasts (and trolling) aside I have huge respect for you and I'd love to talk to ya for real sometime.

@chickenputty I cannot overstate how mature you are. You remind me of my dad. Except he looks better.

@Gamtokage thank you for forgiving me. You're very levelheaded, considerably more organized than I am, and I will personally stand out with sign if your staff app isn't accepted.

@pookeythekid you do a great impression of a white dude. It's been fantastic knowing you.

@pumpkinpaw WHY DO YOU KEEP CHANGING YOUR AVATAR THE FIRST ONE WAS FINE HURMAHURRR you're a classy person and unbelievably professional. Best of luck with whatever you do (as long as it's legal)

@TheMaelstromsEye welcome back boomdrone sensei. Meme like I never could. I believe in you!

@BrandinoB you've been like an extremely classy homeless dude to me. I will never forget your biceps

Feel free to post thoughtful eulogies and sad comments about me in the section below.

SEE YOU IN TWO HOURS NERDS

 

Hey I just met you. And this is crazy. Cause you're a tory. Can we get labor maybe?

Yes I will be gone for the next two hours (like 90% of the other outros). I know you can't bear to live without me Veryln senpai but it just had to happen. Do not despair, I WILL NEVER FORGET YOU

 

I am confused as to how you were confused.

In that case, maybe I will leave