2 years. That's a lot of beers.

I mean if you count it in months, then yes it's a lot of beers.
If you get where I got this thread's title from without scrolling down, then you, my friend, are an amazing human being.

Alright, I am now officially 2 years old. So, here we go again...

Right, so you've already heard my origin story (twice?), so I'll spare you that detail.
Actually, you know what? Origin story time. Again.

It all started... OK I'll at least spare you the "how I discovered CTF" speech.
So I got involved in the CTF community. I stayed outside of the team scene for the first 3 months or so, and during that time got a grand total of 500 kills (can you believe it? God I sucked back then). Then Uni, back then known as burningpigman invited me to TU, bla bla bla BBH called Crowhart a hoe bla bla bla MCPVP shut down bla bla bla Brawl bla bla bla TU disbanded. After all of that, I applied for TFW and got horribly rejected (OK that's over-exaggerating a little bit), then I applied for MJT cuz it was there and got accepted cuz yeah and got trial member. I passed the trial phase with flying stars (and I mean at that point MJT bloody needed me), and during that time got a nickname, got a job, incorporated into the fam, made a friend who has been my best friend for over a year now, and more stuff that I can't be bothered to list. Anyway, bla bla bla tournament bla bla bla MJT's downfall bla bla bla, and then when MJT was literally THIS close to dying (the word "this" doesn't really work with text doesn't it) I took over as rep cuz me and Jin were like the only alive people left and Jin sucks at repping so yeah I took over as rep and guess what I did. Did I succeed in reviving a dead team? Well, check the teams list for your answer. Anyways then MJT died, and then nin said "Hey the remnants of MJT and the remnants of BK should unite under some random latin name which has the same abbreviature as a fast food restaurant" and I was like yeah let's do it, and thus... McD was born! Then luka was like "hey nin wanna unite McD and Durin under another random latin name?" and nin was like yeah let's do it, and thus... MI was born! Stuff was all well and good until Luka was like "F this shet I'm out" and joined DF like the pyro he is and so began the 1st downfall of MI (cuz there's 2 apparently). Then all of BK followed cuz they were like "shet man leaving BK was a bad idea" and MI was pretty much dead. But ofc given I have more than 1 week to do shet I can be a miracle worker so MI was pretty much reduced to shet but then I took over as rep and everything became good with the world again cuz I became dictator then I accepted loads of people with no regard for skill or attitude but thankfully most of the new people turned out to be skilled af and cool peeps so all was good in that neighborhood. So yeah I scheduled a crap ton of matches that we kept losing until we gone up against Mop It and Unity aka the team that may or may not have gotten inspiration from Unifier and we won both matches cuz MI is a beast and doesn't give up until it's over. So yeah after a few more losses Mhurdock decided "F this shet I'm out" and joined Bob's Kinglers and then Zefina followed and actually I don't know what happened to Zefina but I'm sure something happened and at some point Casper just dissapeared from Existence so yeah after that MI was kinda screwed again. But then I remembered how I don't fear death and that death fears me so I just laughed in the face of Death and flipped him off before recruiting even more people. And so here we are, on the 22nd of November, 2016. So far it's been a shet year cuz Masterbooting Janitor Tom disbanded but hey November has been a pretty good month so far and I hope it gets even better even though there's only 8 days left.

Anyway, onto, as is tradition with these types of posts, the Big-Ass Thank You List, of BATYL:
@ZCOZZ senpai
@BookWyrm17 still a cool dude even though we haven't talked in like a year.
@Unifier for doing stuff that I mention every single time I make one of these threads and for also inspiring Unity's name.
@freerider14 fwend!
@LordCh4os for informing me that Rebecca Black isn't shet anymore so that I don't misuse her name in future conversations.
@PanDaniel_ for being resident panda for the first year.
@FinniBoy4ever or whatever the hell your name is now for putting up with me during TU days and for being the one person that I can say I've met up with IRL.
@SpiffingKoala or whatever the hell your name is now for a reason that I'm trying to remember. You made it into one of my stories that I proceeded to abandon after chapter 1 so I must have made quite a few good memories with you, I just really can't remember which memories.
@LeUniCow for being someone from TU who's actually still alive lol.
Right, enough of the pre-TU and TU eras. MJT era time.
@Lugia_ for denying me.
@Xelasi you know what you did.
@Derpy_Jazz for repping us well for a whole of 2 months after I joined.
@Jilin for a lot of things, namely giving me a job, a good 6 nicknames, and being my best friend on CTF for over a year now.
@Me_Goes_RAWR for being one of the few active people in MJT
@Forever_Artemis you created MJT. You bloody well deserve your name here.
@Dazow1up I swear one day I will cap against you.
@Kriz for being Kriz.
@FHTzoob you were a good person man.
@Laverageguy for being another Assassin on MJT.
@sp00ky101 Yet another cool assassin.
@Passive_Turtle I heard you did great music.
@Khaycee_ or whatever the hell your name is for being like the only MJT person who's still alive other than me and Jin.
@Majestic in general for being the coolest team I've ever been and will ever be in.
Alright, now time for the McD/MI era.
@ningeek212 for requesting to form McD
@Congruence for requesting to form MI
@Deppresso for being a good friend and member who has never lost hope in MI ever since you joined (I think)
@CherryBlossomss for offering to be recruiter and for also sticking by MI.
@ace_blue2 I promise you that at some point I will put you down as archer on a match roster.
@Spades_ For being basically ace but newer.
@Sona_Tea The OG merc council member.
@Avenged_ For being alive again.
@kamil302 I guess you have a positive balance on the team.
@Galzac for being able to play in pretty much all the matches you've been asked to play.
@auromelt for being an addition during the 2nd Great Revival of MI
@TheNukerator same as auro
@Kookiess Our newest member at the time of writing this thread. I hope for good times with you in the future.

And that's it for thanking people. So yeah, this has been the same thread as the one I posted almost exactly 1 year ago, but updated to include MJT's downfall and MI!
So as you scroll through the comments that may appear on this thread, feel free to listen to this song (it's BFS, ofc it's gonna be good):

Au revoir!

 

@ace_blue2 oh, the one where I had to switch your official role to Pyro at the last minute because Nuke didn't show up?
@Daniellll but now you're one of many pandas :/
@Deppresso np
@Unifier I know right
@Miskey Even I don't know how I managed it
@Lekosa1 same tbh
@Evan19119 I bloody hope I quit before 3 xD
@Jilin That's because you don't need them.

 

I tried to tag Kyoryoku but got no result :/