Intro Hi I'm Donald J. Trump and I'm your new owner

RMST1 · Nov 22, 2016

Give this man Owner already

ACE_BLUE2 · Nov 22, 2016

BlackD1amond said: ↑

Hate to dissapoint you, there is already a wall in china. idk if yku have heard of it, it has a strange name its called The Great Wall Of China.
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Our mighty king decrees a wall around Mexico, not China.

Xavier1974 · Nov 23, 2016

MrDasky said: ↑

Will you invest money into our infrastructure?

Who will you promote when you are sworn in?

What will you achieve in your first 100 days?

- New York Times reporter
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I've decided to answer these questions on Donald's behalf.

1. I'm very rich.
2. They're all fired, I'll make sure that jackass Chris is gone as well
3. Build a giant wall.

These improvements will make Brawl a fun filled place.

CrossBoone · Dec 3, 2016

SquishyTrump said: ↑

See title^^

Last night @Lord_Roke, great guy by the way, for a German that is, and a beautiful person, told me that they want me to take over Brawl from @Chap. So I thought about it and I thought about it some more, and I was like "why not?" I know how to run a business, and believe me I've got some of the best out there. Trump Steaks, Trump Water, Trump Resort, Trump Hotel, and Trump Golf in Scotland, oh it's a beautiful course folks, absolutely beautiful, and don't get me started on The Apprentice. Have you all seen that show? You should because it's a great show. Personally I would give it a 10/10 but that's just me, although I do think everyone should give it at least that. So this morning I took a look at Brawl this morning and it's plain as day that the management of this server has been an absolute disaster. How do you only have 246 people online at 8:32 AM? There's over 7 billion people in the world and you only have 246? I have more grandchildren than that! And you know what the problem is folks? Foreign servers like Hypixel and Mineplex, run by the Chinese, are stealing our players. So what do we do about it? We must build a wall, a great big beautiful wall, and no one builds walls better than me, to stop Chinese and Mexican recruiters from logging on to our servers, and hijacking members of this great community. They're bringing hackers, they're bringing spam, and they're taking our players. This cannot continue any longer and under my Administration it won't continue any longer.

Anyway, I'd like to thank @Chap for giving me the great, great opportunity to run this beautiful server. He might be an even worse businessman than me but I cannot overstate how much I appreciate the opportunity for my fourth bankruptcy. I know Brawl has seen some conflicts in the staff and in the community over the past year or so but now that I'm here that's all gonna change folks. That's all gonna change. We are going to make some great, great, GREAT deals for this server. No one makes better deals than me. We are going to make Brawl great again. That's right, write it down because it's gonna happen. We are going to win so much as a server, and as a community, you're going to get sick of winning because we're going to win, win, win!

As your new owner, my no.1 priority will be putting Brawl first. And that starts with catching the hackers that are ruining this server. Have you seen WarZ? I have and it's a complete disaster, even worse than Obamacare, and believe me I never thought that was possible. A total, utter disaster. There are hackers all over the place ruining everything, and it simply cannot go on any longer. The rage, the hatred, and the flyhacks, it's bad, really, really bad.. So what should we do about it? It's so simple folks, so simple. We will hire more staff, the best people, people who will do a great job, and we will grab these hackers by the p*ssy and f*ck 'em. That, ladies and gentlemen, is what we must do to start making Brawl great again. F*ck the hackers and release War 2.0. Not only can it happen but it will happen. We will f*ck the hackers. The best f*cks you've ever seen. Absolutely the best.

Again I really want to thank the Brawl staff for giving me this opportunity. I've gone bankrupt four times, amassed nine hundred million dollars in debt in the nineties, and honestly, I will be the greatest owner God ever created okay? You know what the 'J.' in my middle name stands for? It stands for Jesus cause I'm your savior! Absolutely true story. I will not let you down.

#DrainTheSwamp #CantStumpTheTrump #MakeBrawlGreatAgain

Thank you,

-President-elect Donald J. Trump

P.S. Hamilton was a disgrace and they should apologize!!!

@Piky
@ace_blue2
@_featherpaw_
@18kss
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Who ever has the time to type this about politics has no life, I just want to see Hillary Clinton online fam. Oh yeah, +1

Trump sucks <3

DarkTitan_ said: ↑

As long as Trump gives Brawl some of his billions I'm down
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Naw fam, he spent it all on his tax records.

Champloo · Dec 3, 2016

CrossBoone said: ↑

Who ever has the time to type this about politics has no life, I just want to see Hillary Clinton online fam. Oh yeah, +1

Trump sucks <3

Naw fam, he spent it all on his tax records.
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Hater!

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