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Discussion in 'Capture the Flag' started by EmperorTrump45, Mar 9, 2017.

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  1. EmperorTrump45

    EmperorTrump45 Dank Memer

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    What do the CTF Dwarf Rework and Half Life 3 have in common?

    They never happened.

    And why that is, is not the staff's fault. CTF hasn't had a reliable coder since @NomNuggetNom resigned several months ago to pursue something other than this bullsh*t. Because of that any future updates have been indefinitely sidelined in favor of all that good stuff @Totom3 and @ThaRedstoner are doing on some dank memes. CTF is Brawl's second most popular server yet it gets updates about as often as a good Adam Sandler movie comes out. Does that make sense to you?

    None of this would be happening if Brawl could afford another coder. Presumably they can't. But that's okay because I can. As some of you might know, I'm really rich. How rich? Really rich. So rich I've got all three Thresh skins on League of Legends including Dark Star Thresh. Hell even Trump doesn't have that sh*t. I work as a math tutor IRL and I make a solid $200 every two weeks because I'm the greatest. It might have taken six months to amount a $1,000 balance in the CD but that's beside the point. Right now I've got $17.30 in my checking account. That's right, seventeen whole dollars with another $21.10 on the way in a week. It's not bad money. I mean, that's probably more than coders make in a whole year on this f*ckin server.

    Since two years of consecutive b*tching hasn't done much 'updates-wise' I am willing to offer all of the money in my checking account to @NomNuggetNom if he is willing to code five years of CTF updates, for one week. Bonus: I'll kick in the $21.10 if he does a good job. $38.40 total, four week's pay. Now that's a great deal if I've ever seen one.

    So what do you say Nom? Want to make the big money?

    (please come back)

    -Admiral
     
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    #1 EmperorTrump45, Mar 9, 2017
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  2. featherpaw

    featherpaw Your friendly neighborhood kitten! :3

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    Legit about to do this for mario to fix the shoot the sheep and shop bug on party. XD but I'll actually do it.
     
    #2 featherpaw, Mar 9, 2017
  3. Pat_The_Trick

    Pat_The_Trick Well-Known Member

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    Is this a joke
     
    #3 Pat_The_Trick, Mar 9, 2017
  4. featherpaw

    featherpaw Your friendly neighborhood kitten! :3

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    Most likely.
     
    #4 featherpaw, Mar 9, 2017
  5. Proterozoic

    Proterozoic Wiki Team is a Semi-Staff Rank

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    Not really sure what to say other than #MakeCTFGreatAgain
     
    #5 Proterozoic, Mar 9, 2017
  6. _Enderfire1602

    _Enderfire1602 Well-Known Member

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    You know we're desperate when we start kicking in the cash :^ )
     
    #6 _Enderfire1602, Mar 9, 2017
  7. ACE_BLUE2

    ACE_BLUE2 Sup'

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    No
     
    #7 ACE_BLUE2, Mar 9, 2017
  8. pandanielxd

    pandanielxd its panda daniel

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    as Dev he already gets paid, not really necessary to do so yourself too
     
    #8 pandanielxd, Mar 9, 2017
  9. EmperorTrump45

    EmperorTrump45 Dank Memer

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    No.
     
    #9 EmperorTrump45, Mar 9, 2017
  10. BAWSS5

    BAWSS5 Well-Known Member

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    20 go to 10

    Pay me
     
    #10 BAWSS5, Mar 9, 2017
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    Ducksfan101 Well-Known Member

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  12. minecraftnoob999

    minecraftnoob999 Well-Known Member

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    This why developers drink
     
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    #12 minecraftnoob999, Mar 10, 2017
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