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watches tom

 

as he

 

Simultaneously hangs

 

127 _____s [<-----insert your favorite protected group here]

 

your ancestors are not smiling from the clouds

 

You're right, they're laughing at my antics instead and urging me on instead. :v

 

people tend to smiel when theyre laughing. thats nto happeninbg here

 

From a

 

freeway overpass

 

Because he

 

hates _____s. [<-----insert your favorite protected group here]

(For the record, I blame @Fourr_ for turning this dark by responding "simultaneously hangs." :v)

>There once was not one who plays brawl while also was looking for a hot, single furry.

>So that one who understands how to be a part of destroying all like a certain virus called ebola.

>It is gay to believe in the military because they don't believe in jumping.
>Consequently, soldiers had a hard time washing their new iPhone with bleach because of very small jumping muscles.
>Their iPhones were better off without constant insertion of large sausages into their gaping charging ports.
>The general loved his six chins and nine Twitter followers, so he hosted mukbangs where he removed sausages from his blind husband's orifices.
>In conclusion, we might like sausages when there aren't soldiers to invade Twitter feeds.

>When a circus clown starts eating, he becomes ceremonially unclean and begins to convulse violently and excrete ichor.
>He decided to perform his favorite George Bush fanfic play where he flies jets into massive manmade constructions in the "Big Apple."
>The performance was not sufficiently realistic because he melted steel in the buildings using your mom.

>Tom's forehead (9" long) is so enormous that it blocks all sunlight, it ruins everything ever, and it shines brightly even in the worst visual conditions.

>Lord Roke watches Tom as he simultaneously hangs 127 ____s [<-----insert your favorite protected group here] from a freeway overpass because he hates ____s. [<-----insert your favorite protected group here]

 

@SoCool21 wtf ^

Protected group = jmods of course

 

W story

 

To be clear, are these the two words? What do you mean by "w story?"

 

Lol nevermind!
My two words: Egg rolls

 

are too

 

crunchy to

 

shove down

 

orifices without

 

Having to