Outro Buh bye

Once again, all my dudes on WarZ servers are all dead. I don't feel getting them alive anymore.
I am too eZ, it's not worth my time anymore. When I get one of them alive, my pals never touch the server anymore and big fights are nonexistent. The only thing I can do in WarZ is stalk at the chat looking at the killfeeds of nicole.

War isn't a pleasure for me anymore. The community is bad. Can't even get 5 second of silence and calm in chat. Standing there quick-scoping with L120_Isolator isn't funny anymore. I get killed "too fast" because I played "too much" WarZ. I suck at using the Sullcrusher and I feel wasting my time playing it.

Also, yesterday, I was sitting on the toilet taking a HUGE poo poo. I crouched out of the bowl to wipe my youknowwhat. Then something horrible happened. I had my iPod in my hand, it slipped, then I heard a "TCHTALK". It fell screen first on the hard ceramic floor. 60% of the screen instantly cranked. The worst part is not that I have now a badass screen. It's what my dad is going to tell to me.

Here's a prewiew:

YOU IRRESPONSIBLE...HOW COULD YOU WOW

That's right, even if it's technically my iPod, he still get mad at me breaking my iPod because my iPod is broken.

Man, I just hope he says "well that none of my business".

So I felt in deep remorse even though I did the Yao Ming Face when I first saw the screen.

I decided to do something new to forget about it.

TF2: I downloaded it on July 29th. It's pretty addicting, I suck and I'm only good with the Tide Runner.

I just remembered that I haven't yet done an Intro. I can't do a propper buh bye without saying hello.

I joined this community first when I saw the add on McPVP. You know, at the time Call of Duty was less ****ty than it is today and as a child born under 2 parent's that doesn't support gaming and computers, I had no chance of getting that game. I got Minecraft after being enrolled into the 3rd best private school of my province. I got the same iPod 4 that I shattered yesterday. At first I was lagging hard on the server, 10-15 FPS. But still it was fun suiciding with the spas12. I don't know how it was that entertaining but it was. Then the LAW came out, my FPS fell to 0-5 because of the fireworks. I couldn't play anymore. I came back after 2 months and find out that they changed the LAW. It was playable again. Summer came very quickly, I got a new computer, averging 60-100 FPS at that time. I must admit, the video driver is dying. I leveled up pretty quickly, 1 level per day. Before I was stuck at level 9 because I was playing on 5 against the old HACK. I wasn't getting a single bit of game winning XP and I get 1 kill every 2 games. What made me stay was the Chat.

@Majora_Jora
@Sonic_owl
@buckingbronko
I hope you guys remember that.

Once side there was a immature guy named Parkachu333. He was in HACK. He kept saying to Ollie how much he sucked and Ollie kept owning him. Sometimes Sonic spoke, then #REKT. It was funny.

Then I joined HACK at level 25. There was a guy called Brixxmin1429. He had the same KDR, the same level and the same model1887. We became rivals.

One day @ZapCrusher said to him: You have a great potential to become a good player

He became addicted to she, Zap was a girl at that time. Because I don't know why
Later I figured out that he was "like homosexual" it was funny because I was filled with jealousy when Zap told him that.

I then wanted to join FLUX, because muhahahhaha plan. It finally didn't work out since I didn't met the requirements and it died before I got 2 KDR and 10 nukes.

I stayed in HACK and the legend of the killstreak breaker began.

I once broke Joey's killstreak 2 times in 2 different game one at 20ks one at 19(after emp)
FOOOORUUUUM

I came on the forum to apply for mod. I saw the apps and I decided to be an app reviewer because I don't have intention to get TS3.

I gave 130-ish pointless ratings because I'm a dick and I'm serious

but I gave 240-ish funny ratings too because I'm not serious.

SNN -1 ahhhh
CLAAAAANN RESEEEEEEEET

I joined FLUX and Muhahahahhah plan finally finally, I got the hate the hate and the hate of Zapcrusher. Even he was once in Feyz, he couldn't keep chill with me in FLUX.

I putted the oil on the fire when I asked melt to join FLUX

DAMNN I got the whole HACK clan on me.

In my mind I was like. LOL this is the new generation?

I miss u D3je, kboogie, rbgamer,Sonic,Sonicagain,smawtdude, chutterman.

Hmmm I will follow the outro ritual and tag some cool people.

@nicolecacola You're eZ but good at the same time. MLG speak every day, koala.

@xgen42 King of the shoutbox, summer forum stalker, no-life.

@Jingca2012 "r u 2 yers old" guy, blame everybody and talk in the shoutbox about how depressed he is after being killed by big names in WarZ. "LUCKYPOOP" guy.

@meltingangel you are mason right? So do you ceramic floor?

@18kss Euh hey, you're just cool.

@VezV7 too bad you won't read this.

@buckingbronko better than nickoole. You pessimist

@Mokolee I became famous because of you. (Nope)

@Majora_Jora : loominati, Tf2 player, ollieskyd.

@kjhgamer screw you Lemoure

@tallscot wanted attention because he replied that I didn't tag him so now he gets attention

Mure Le saying bye.

bye.


P.S. Bye bye

 

What? No.

I have no pocket money. I can only beg my parents. If so I loose all my pride.

 

I may come back.

It depends how much free time I have after the swimming club starts.

or

If @nicolecacola was serious when he said he was going to buy be VIP on WarZ.

Better not be "JAY KAY MURE, HUE"