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Do you even CTF?

Discussion in 'Capture the Flag' started by Deppuccino, Dec 23, 2015.

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  1. Deppuccino

    Deppuccino Well-Known Member

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    Here is the offically unofficial (yes vry original) way to see if you even CTF:

    1st Question: Do you even CTF?
    No: Back to the beggining.
    Yes:
    2nd Question: Do you kill*****, death*****, cap, recov, off, def or support?
    Any but cap: Back to the beggining.
    Cap:
    3rd Question: What class do you use?
    Any but Necro or Fashionista: Back to the beggining.
    Fashionista: If your using this, then your making use of freeday. Back to the beggining.
    Necro:
    4th Question: Do you solo cap?
    No: Back to the beggining.
    Yes:
    5th Question: Which route do you take?
    The easy route: Back to the beggining.
    The hardest route:
    6th Question: Do you get your caps in under 1 minute?
    No: Back to the beggining.
    Yes:
    7th Question: Do you have an active youtube channel?
    No: Back to the beggining.
    Yes:
    8th Question: Do you rek every single class you encounter?
    No: Back to the beggining.
    Yes: Your lieing. One does not simply rek every class. Back to the beggining.
    Most of the time:
    9th Question: Are you a Mod?
    No: Back to the beggining.
    I'm a JMod: Doesn't count. Back to the beggining.
    Yes:
    10th Question: How much better can you lead TFW than @b0b4444?
    Worse: Back to the beggining.
    A Bit better: Back to the beggining.
    A lot Better: Back to the beggining.
    Better than @Lugia_:
    11th Question: Do you make maps for CTF?
    No: Back to the beggining.
    Yes:
    12th Question: Have any of them made it into rotation?
    No: Back to the beggining.
    Yes:

    Well congratulations! If you meet every single one of these criteria, then you can consider yourself a true CTFer! (I'm pretty sure no1 meets all of them though).

    BTW I did 12 questions to celebrate the 12 days of Xmas, in case any1 was wondering.
     
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  2. Lugia_

    Lugia_ support =D

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    w- what the hell did u just tag me on to
     
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  3. Sir_Inge

    Sir_Inge Well-Known Member

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    13. If you didn't get stuck in the infinite loop yet, go back to the beginning.
     
  4. TheZombieKat

    TheZombieKat CTFer since May 2012

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    So I got denied at question two. Looks like I need to quit CTF now. Bye guys.
     
  5. Nightowl

    Nightowl Well-Known Member

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  6. 915

    915 CTF Developer

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    I failed at #2. I can't cap to save my life.
     
  7. Bill_D

    Bill_D Active Member

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    Ur spelling of beginning is giving me aids
     
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  8. xxMineSheepxx

    xxMineSheepxx baaaahh

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    Got knocked at #3 :/ Welp, at least I'm still a ctfer - in my mind anyways...
     
  9. BAWSS5

    BAWSS5 Well-Known Member

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    Read q#1, instructions were unclear, got dick caught in a ceiling fan.

    Please send help.
     
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  10. CommunistBelgian

    CommunistBelgian Well-Known Member

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    Well this is the actual reason why I left ctf, he revealed it to me before :stuck_out_tongue:
     
  11. Proterozoic

    Proterozoic Wiki Team is a Semi-Staff Rank

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    I failed at #1. I think I did something wrong
     
  12. pookeythekid

    pookeythekid Well-Known Member

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    With the mention of Necro and (J)Mod (and I forget whether you've built or co-built maps...), I figured the whole thing was hinting at you. :stuck_out_tongue:
     
  13. Deppuccino

    Deppuccino Well-Known Member

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    I actually didn't have any particular person in mind when creating this. I just took out random traits of the community and compiled them into a list.
     
  14. iMuffles

    iMuffles Well-Known Member

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    ah, so you're intentionally sounding like a 9 year old!

    B R A V O
     
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