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I found out the secret to winning all CTF games

Discussion in 'Capture the Flag' started by Deppuccino, Feb 3, 2016.

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  1. Deppuccino

    Deppuccino Well-Known Member

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    GUYS! After 6 long months (4 minutes) of complicated research, experimenting and testing (easy logic), I have found out that the ULTIMATE way to win ANY CTF game is by haviiiiiiinnngggg.... drum roll please...... *drum roll*....... An assassin randee on def! Yep, if you have a true pure Assassin randee on def, you will win ANY game! Why? Because no power or skill in the ENTIRE GAME compares to that of an Assassin randee! Whilst all those pro assassin regs make up complex plans and tactics to kill someone, The Assassin randees just run straight head first into the enemy, or rush in head first from behind, and all they have to do is be like:

    So yeah, if you're team is losing, just get an assassin randee, and you're guarantied to win (in case you don't win, The Brawl Randee and Nub Committee will make sure you win by filling your team with randee hackers that they collected from War and HG and dumping them in CTF)! And if you're Official CTF Team needs to always win more, then recruit yourselves an Assassin randee!

    For the greater good of all gamemodes except CTF,
    -Brawl Randee and Nub Committee :finger: <Insert Brawl Staff's Heads Here> :finger:
     
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    #1 Deppuccino, Feb 3, 2016
  2. Cher_

    Cher_ Active Member

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    What if both teams have an assassin randee on defense? Who wins then??
     
    #2 Cher_, Feb 3, 2016
  3. Deppuccino

    Deppuccino Well-Known Member

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    You see, it all depends on which one is the most randee. You can spot signs of randeeness such as being cheap af, targeting, camping, spamming, being a noob, being @mynemachine (the ultimate randee), not knowing where the flag is, etc.. So the team which has the one who is the most randee of the randees wins.
     
    #3 Deppuccino, Feb 3, 2016
  4. kindabigboy

    kindabigboy Well-Known Member

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    Once a randee, always a randee.
     
    #4 kindabigboy, Feb 3, 2016
  5. DEVIZEDlegend

    DEVIZEDlegend Active Member

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    There is no "secret" to winning a CTF game in my opinion. It requires hard work, skill, and some determination, and when you practice more, you'll see results. Thanks for the tips though, I'll be sure to keep in mind your strategy!
     
    #5 DEVIZEDlegend, Feb 3, 2016
  6. GreenNature

    GreenNature Nature is Creative

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    Try maining assassin...
     
    #6 GreenNature, Feb 3, 2016
  7. YourAverageSoda

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    That's my title though ;-;
     
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    #7 YourAverageSoda, Feb 3, 2016
  8. Nohox

    Nohox [MCPVP]

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    The universe.
     
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    #8 Nohox, Feb 3, 2016
  9. StealthSpy007

    StealthSpy007 Well-Known Member

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    Doesn't work, people target the assassin to get them out of the way.
     
    #9 StealthSpy007, Feb 3, 2016
  10. TheZombieKat

    TheZombieKat CTFer since May 2012

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    Dep, I would like to thank you so much for this amazing post. I'll definitely be applying this to every game I play. What's the best way to get an assassin randy? Should I go to the brawl hub and ask?
     
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    #10 TheZombieKat, Feb 4, 2016
  11. Bill_D

    Bill_D Active Member

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    What about selfishness? I suggest selfishness is one of the best forms of teamwork, and actually helps wins games. But that is for another time....I want an assassin randy for Christmas
     
    #11 Bill_D, Feb 4, 2016
  12. BAWSS5

    BAWSS5 Well-Known Member

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    Clearly there is a secret, and that secret is to have 2000000 people at them flag!1!!

    Visit your local pet store.
     
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    #12 BAWSS5, Feb 4, 2016
  13. _Enderfire1602

    _Enderfire1602 Well-Known Member

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    #13 _Enderfire1602, Feb 4, 2016
  14. Deppuccino

    Deppuccino Well-Known Member

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    Don't worry, all you have to do is ask a Brawl Randees and Noob Committee member (literally any staff member who's doesn't play CTF), and they'll give you one on the small condition that you never ask for War 2.0, bcuz they're tired of telling people that it's not coming.
     
    #14 Deppuccino, Feb 4, 2016
  15. ACE_BLUE2

    ACE_BLUE2 Sup'

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    I'm always on call adam :wink:
     
    #15 ACE_BLUE2, Feb 4, 2016
  16. pookeythekid

    pookeythekid Well-Known Member

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    Ahh, so THIS is why we won that game on Low Rise the night before last!
    for those who weren't there (which is liek everyone), depli was assassin :3
     
    #16 pookeythekid, Feb 4, 2016
  17. sp00ky101

    sp00ky101 Well-Known Member

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    I'm not a randee ;-;
     
    #17 sp00ky101, Feb 4, 2016
  18. BrandinoB

    BrandinoB Well-Known Member

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    Yes you are.
     
    #18 BrandinoB, Feb 4, 2016
  19. sp00ky101

    sp00ky101 Well-Known Member

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    #19 sp00ky101, Feb 4, 2016
  20. Chilled_67

    Chilled_67 Lizard

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    what if Chuck Norris and John Cena come and fu** everyone up? they would win then
     
    #20 Chilled_67, Feb 5, 2016
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