The CTF Quote Book

Hi my name is me and I'm here again for this thing I guess.
So here's how dis shet will work:
1- You post the quotes in the thread.
2- I put them on the thread
3- We all go for a cappuccino, maybe a pizza
4- We support Chaos when its time for him to ask winter to prom for the 69th time
5- We eat whatever we eat.

Big list of quotes n stuff:

Spoiler

"Roke is the lord of the rocks!" -Guy with White name who's an MVP 2k16
"We need a fleet of soldiers to conquer the bell tower" -Anonymous 2kwhoknowswhat
"THEY HAS 2000 AT THEM FLAG SO WE GO WITH 200!!! ARRLLGGHHHHH!!!!" -Anonymous 2kwhoknowswhat
"Banners suck" -Sir_Inge 2k15/2k16
"Silence means yes" -Deep, emotional, anonymous person 2kwhoknowswhat
"Can you measure my hot dog and cut it to fit the bun" -God Bless Kenny 2ksomething
"This map makes me want to punch babies" -Nohox 2k15?
"Winning is for losers" -Mountain_Dew 2ksomething
"BO PLA" and "SSHHHHH" -Comm and Mountain_Dew 2k16
"This girl [@wintergreen3] crushing dreams harder than @Cuddled crushes mod apps" -@aRandomBob157 2k16
"Don't be a weenie!" -Cliff 2kwhoknowswhat
"POSTSV" -Postsv 2k4ever
"3 Jams" -Joker 2ksomething
"I'm not even mad, that's amazing" -Lord_Roke 2k16
"**** YOU CLOGS" -Everyone 2k4ever
"they are with 2000000 people at them flag
SO WE GO WITH 2000000 PEOPLE AT THEM FLAG!!!!!
ARRRRRRHHHHH!!!!" -aalburg 2k13
"WHAT
ITS ONE SHOT ME
ITS CHEAT" -jojo7484 2k13
"r u on a ctf team
wut
no
wait yes
lol
0_o
which one?
I'm on blue" -skyemark, BoosOfSky and izzyfizzychica 2k13
"why are there so many EU people here
bcuz its EU server -.-" -orangebreadduck and SandereasDragaap 2k14
"if you say bad words I aband you" -brawl randee 2k14
"My ovaries are ready" -SpiffingKoala 2k15
"Dwarf Sucks" -Boomdrone 2k4ever
"FAK YOU HOW DARE YOU INSULT MY BRO
GO MASSAGE YOURSELF WITH A VIBRATOR" -Birgu 2k14
"zombie has a got a speedhack" -Sandelsen 2k14
"Germany starts with a J" -RTKno1 2k16
"Minecraft chat needs autocorrect" -Chioku 2k15?
"hugmaster made me **** myself
lol" -Boomdrone 2k16
"why is elf so hard to masterrrrrrrr
its hard to master but its not hard to masterbate" -djdever and Pitisi 2k16?
"ey at least I'm not like AdamLovesBarca" -ILikeToBuild 2k15?
"why is are flag white?" -CupcakeCutie94 2k14?
"HOW ARE YOU ONE HITTING ME" -whale1002 2k15
"daddy wait for me" -Lionaa 2k16?
"yasss my kills
why brawl so lag?
coca" -STQ, Dylan2895 and Gowrbehmunk 2k16?
"oh
lol sorry" -Lionaa 2k16?
"We love you chhimi cuz chaos does and we love chaos" -Unifier 2k16
"Soup is for old people" -some HG randee 2k16
"How get ice ball giy?" -randee 2k13
"Saixellia" -A whole load of people 2k13?
"X_e_l_i_a was slain by Saixos using [Whip]" -MCPVP chat 2k13?
"Xelia is hot tho" -Bill_D 2k14?
"IM FREAKING OUT IM NEVER BEING A HOE EVER EVER AGAIN" -Gabby 2k16?
"Kat eat me
yes daddy" -ES and TheZombieKat 2k16
"k." -literally his mom since his birth
"all this foreplay isn't going to happen, as soon as she takes her clothes off, the guy is going to nut" -Ethan Morris 2k16?
"Crowhart is a hoe" -BBH 2k15
"Who needs to play objective?" -those guys from that comic 2k15
GreenNature's signature -GreenNature 2k15
"wtf are these green archers that hit hard" -SteelCitizen 2k16
"derk513 is you hack I hack too noob" -carlrwc 2k15
"ninja and assassin are overpowered" -everybody ever 2kever
"i am on red" -blue guy 2k15?
whatever SillyGalah said -SillyGalah413 2k15?
"r mods allowed to hack?" -_NinjaStar 2k15
"- what lvl are you? -anonymous
- 7
- ...wait, are you talking about my MCPVP lvl or my dwarf lvl?" -Lasertagfighter 2k14ish
"why does every heavy want to **** me?" -Anonymous 2kfterBeingKilledByHeavy
"i like cups
im reporting you and getting you muted" -Boomdrone and Right_Hand_Migi 2k15?
"I'm comming comm. Comm to me with the clag so we can start some chaos since tv is the bomb. Winter has ended and medics no longer comm if you have the clag since they need some mountain dew to think straighter than the projectiles that inge spams in my general direction. The ducks fans are comming now so i gotta run. Everyone have a sp00ky time." -Sp00ky I'm guessing 2k16? Good stuff.
"Is there some way to get the arrows to fly straight?" -Some random skrub 2k16
"i call hachs" -exsplosiveblock 2k14?
"how do you jump with the iron kit" -_Strafe_Hacks_ 2k14?
"I missed my grandfather's funeral to play in this match" -Jilin 2k16

Yep, that's pretty much it. Just leave all dah quotes and together we shall keep track of every CTF quote ever!
Warning: No bad stuff, Roke will get mad and then we'll all be in trouble.

 

Big list of quotes n stuff:

Spoiler

"Roke is the lord of the rocks!" -Guy with White name who's an MVP 2k16
"We need a fleet of soldiers to conquer the bell tower" -Anonymous 2kwhoknowswhat
"THEY HAS 2000 AT THEM FLAG SO WE GO WITH 200!!! ARRLLGGHHHHH!!!!" -Anonymous 2kwhoknowswhat
"Banners suck" -Sir_Inge 2k15/2k16
"Silence means yes" -Deep, emotional, anonymous person 2kwhoknowswhat
"Can you measure my hot dog and cut it to fit the bun" -God Bless Kenny 2ksomething
"This map makes me want to punch babies" -Nohox 2k15?
"Winning is for losers" -Mountain_Dew 2ksomething
"BO PLA" and "SSHHHHH" -Comm and Mountain_Dew 2k16
"This girl [@wintergreen3] crushing dreams harder than @Cuddled crushes mod apps" -@aRandomBob157 2k16
"Don't be a weenie!" -Cliff 2kwhoknowswhat
"POSTSV" -Postsv 2k4ever
"3 Jams" -Joker 2ksomething
"I'm not even mad, that's amazing" -Lord_Roke 2k16
"**** YOU CLOGS" -Everyone 2k4ever

Crap I meant to edit the original thread with this. Oh well, ummm, guess ill survive.
EDIT: Edited this onto original thread, figuring out how t- oh, you cant remove messages? Welp, guess it'll stay here.