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Church of Totomism

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by iEBKN, Apr 10, 2016.

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Did you convert to Tomtomism?

  1. Yes!

    10 vote(s)
    62.5%

  2. Yes!

    6 vote(s)
    37.5%
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  1. iEBKN

    iEBKN Well-Known Member

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    Have you ever felt that Puttism, isn't for you anymore?
    That Bvoism has let you down? And that Peasism isn't active anymore?
    And the best question of them all, what are you doing with YOUR life?

    Well look no further! Cause the Church of Totomism is finally opening! All of your question will be answered! You will know the keys of success! You will find out what War 2.0 really looks like! So come my fellow brothers and sisters! Come join us while I give this virtual tour!

    Our holy leader and god is no one other then @Totom3! Isn't he a sexy one? And our finest/sexiest priests! @RyanO2 and @randomcitizen1! Now you may be asking yourselves, "why should we convert?", well we got the answer for you! We will show you War 2.0, then convert to Tomomism today! We got a whole selection of screenshots of war 2.0 in the making, but they're very, very classified by our priests!

    If you are acquainted then you must repeat these lines "War 2.0 will come out if i pray that Totom is my holy gawd. It will and must release!"


    So if you want to know the major key to sucess, then convert to Totomism today!
     
    #1 iEBKN, Apr 10, 2016
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  2. Yoshi

    Yoshi Well-Known Member

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    stop it

     
    #2 Yoshi, Apr 10, 2016
  3. iEBKN

    iEBKN Well-Known Member

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    you can not avoid the church of totomism
     
    #3 iEBKN, Apr 10, 2016
  4. Totom3

    Totom3 Tactical reboot, incoming!

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    A little extra intensive to convert for those who still hesitate.

    » Before:
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    » During:
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    » After:
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    #4 Totom3, Apr 10, 2016
  5. Frappuccino

    Frappuccino Well-Known Member

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    o my
     
    #5 Frappuccino, Apr 10, 2016
  6. GlobalistCuck

    GlobalistCuck Well-Known Member

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    This is an insult to the name of D3lam. Not only the creation of this heresy but the fact that you have poached one of our high priests, @randomcitizen1.

    I hereby call a D3had on all members of this idiocy you claim is a religion. Totom3 shall feel the wrath of the D3. We will bury him in a sea of pictures of Kim Jong Un riding a walrus. WE WILL PUT THE IMMORTAL WORDS "those two chicks from Frozen are lesbians" ON EVERY BILLBOARD IN TIMES SQUARE UNTIL THIS RELIGION IS DUST AND THE EARTH WHERE ITS TEMPLES ONCE STOOD IS AS SALTY AS TEAM CLASH ON WARZ.

    Thus I have said.
     
    #6 GlobalistCuck, Apr 11, 2016
  7. BlackD1amond

    BlackD1amond Well-Known Member

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    I like it :wink:
     
    #7 BlackD1amond, Apr 11, 2016
  8. Lord_Roke

    Lord_Roke Forever the Forums Watchdog
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    Let another forums war begin! (about time)
     
    #8 Lord_Roke, Apr 11, 2016
  9. Dsawemd

    Dsawemd Well-Known Member

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    Is this what ya'll do when the server breaks for 3 days?

    Cool incendiary grenade.
     
    #9 Dsawemd, Apr 11, 2016
  10. BAWSS5

    BAWSS5 Well-Known Member

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    I come from a long line of prophets of the great and powerful KollVenk of the chengites.

    I hereby declare your primitive brawligions to be heritical and prophets of the false gods! Your people will burn in the fires of the OG pyro, your cities will buckle under waves of the archer's headshots, and your beloved leaders will fall to the stealthy blade of a ninja with sharp 6!

    Cower under our glory, o thou of false faiths!

    @Admiral_Memeson we must destroy these heretics! To arms!
     
    #10 BAWSS5, Apr 11, 2016
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  11. randomcitizen1

    randomcitizen1 The schizophrenic swagmoneymillionaire

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    I never said that I wanted to be a priest here in the profile post, so I don't know how that happened. Maybe the power of Totem compelled me? .-. Anyways, D3lam was never denounced in the OP. If you look at my skin, I actually wear the :V mask and just look at the information section of my profile page... D3lam is very much alive brother Skull. I propose a coming together of these two sects of coder worship. What's better than War 2.0 and Kim Jong Un? @D3RGPS31
    Ogawd pls no. But Totem coded HG and did stuff for CTF...
     
    #11 randomcitizen1, Apr 11, 2016
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  12. sebatobi

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    LOL. IM GANNA JOIN YOU CUZ THIS THING IS EPIC AND I AM GANNA LUV WOR TWOO POINT ZERO. BTW pls fix the poll it has a double yes (good joke maybe? i voted on the second yes) and more importantly, this thing is called TOTOMISM, not TOMTOMISM (the poll calls your church TOMTOMISM)
     
    #12 sebatobi, Apr 13, 2016
  13. Hitchens

    Hitchens Well-Known Member

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    #13 Hitchens, Apr 13, 2016
  14. randomcitizen1

    randomcitizen1 The schizophrenic swagmoneymillionaire

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    Or as you would put it, "radical" Totomism. :v
     
    #14 randomcitizen1, Apr 13, 2016
  15. MR_EVIL_OVERLORD

    MR_EVIL_OVERLORD Elite Legacy Legend | PRO | Genius Super Villain

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    My Army of Cats shall rise and destroy...
     
    #15 MR_EVIL_OVERLORD, Apr 16, 2016
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