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  1. Prank

    Prank The Prankster

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    pls get comments pls pls pls!

    i wunt this to be famous with meny meny views and comments pls

    tell me a joke or a pun and i will laugh and give u love
     
    #1 Prank, Nov 20, 2016
  2. Sn4x5

    Sn4x5 Ex WarZ Mod

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    Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Of course, a house doesn’t jump at all.
     
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    #2 Sn4x5, Nov 20, 2016
  3. SoullessAngel_

    SoullessAngel_ Ayo why you lookin

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    Some of my hockey teammates came up with some pretty morbid jokes, but I would get in a lot of trouble if I posted them :stuck_out_tongue:
     
    #3 SoullessAngel_, Nov 20, 2016
  4. SoMuchWinning

    SoMuchWinning Well-Known Member

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    Have you heard about Ethiopian food?
    Neither have I.
     
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    #4 SoMuchWinning, Nov 20, 2016
  5. SoullessAngel_

    SoullessAngel_ Ayo why you lookin

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    Oh. Oh my...
     
    #5 SoullessAngel_, Nov 20, 2016
  6. TheMafias

    TheMafias Something wise

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    What do you call a man with no arms or legs. Bob

    Why did Billy cry? he shot his friend

    Why did Sally fall off the swing set? she as no arms

    Why did Jessica fall out the tree? Billy shot her.

    How did Sally lose her arms? a car crash. who was driving. bob
     
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    #6 TheMafias, Nov 20, 2016
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    TheTitaniumTitan Ex WW JMod and Wiki Team member. Bring back WW!

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    How do how eat his how? He asked how!
     
    #7 TheTitaniumTitan, Nov 20, 2016
  8. SoMuchWinning

    SoMuchWinning Well-Known Member

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    Rip water.
    You will be mist.
     
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    #8 SoMuchWinning, Nov 20, 2016
  9. Eil

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    I tried to catch some fog the other day...
    I mist

    Did you hear about the french cheese factory that exploded...
    There was Day-brie everywhere
     
    #9 Eil, Nov 20, 2016
  10. Champloo

    Champloo Guest

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    #10 Champloo, Nov 20, 2016
  11. Lewka

    Lewka Well-Known Member

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    Cardonation CTF JMOD | CMS Leader

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    What do you call a Chef who plays Chemist? A Potspammer
     
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    #12 Cardonation, Nov 20, 2016
  13. Lekosa1

    Lekosa1 mineman

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    Deppuccino Well-Known Member

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    We need a fleet of soldiers to conquer the bell tower!
     
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    #14 Deppuccino, Nov 20, 2016
  15. Prank

    Prank The Prankster

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    Best one yet
     
    #15 Prank, Nov 20, 2016
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    #16 Toki_12, Nov 20, 2016
  17. SoCool21

    SoCool21 Bans Reports & Appeals Admin | McPvPer for Life <3

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    • Me: Okay, so I would identify as bisexual.
    • Dad: And that means you would have a male partner.
    • Me: Yep.
    • Dad: Or a female partner.
    • Me: Yep.
    • Dad: And that means you're bi.
    • Me: Yep.
    • Dad: So that means if you don't find a partner you're on standbi?
    • Me: ....
    not meant to be offensive
     
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    #17 SoCool21, Nov 20, 2016
  18. Doctor_Noah

    Doctor_Noah Well-Known Member

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    MOVE TO OFF TOPIC NOW
     
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    #18 Doctor_Noah, Nov 20, 2016
  19. Male__123

    Male__123 Well-Known Member

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    Whats the diff between a cello and a tuna?
    You can Tuna Cello but u cant Cello a tuna

    Much pun such wows
     
    #19 Male__123, Nov 20, 2016
  20. SoullessAngel_

    SoullessAngel_ Ayo why you lookin

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    *Cringe mode activated*
     
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    #20 SoullessAngel_, Nov 20, 2016
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