CTF Class Revamp

I think heavy should be stripped of it's armor in favour of a tank top that smells like AXE, sword should just be the mouth of an 11th grade football jock who spends the entire day at the gym trying to flex on the girls while benching extremely unsafe amounts of weight

Archer would perform a lot better if the bow was replaced with an AWP with infinite ammunition, and the steak is pretty pointless considering the majority of the people who play the class think they're better than everybody else so they'd never use it anyway.

Medic doesn't really need a huge overhaul, though snowballs should be renamed to gorilla glue and the sword should have a new ability that gives the player god mode after they heal 5 people. Some may say this would be over powered, personally I don't think so because no body ever heals more than 1 player that isn't either the flag carrier or their friend.

Since the game is a little under a decade old we should update a few things to make them a little relevant to modern times. To do this we'll give soldier a book filled with the definition of PTSD and then make it so that any player who doesn't thank you in all chat or freeze and admire you when you're within 5 meters of them gets smited only to be sent down to the depths of hell for committing such a horrible act. If you're not American, you won't be smited, but you'll be stripped of your belongings and then burned on a cross because the only people that matter are the proud Americans.

Chemist is still chemist, broken and everyone hates them. How ever you will now be required to have 2 physics credits unlike the previous 1 credit, and will also be required to sign a contract saying you will vow to never over react when an environmentalist calls you the scum of the earth for killing fish in the pond in their backyard. A new feature will be added allowing chemists to gain extra credits if they give out false information in favour of the governments and big corporations.

It's nearly Christmas time so elf will be updated so that you'll have the ability to make logang merch at a hyper fast rate to feed the new generations thriving desire for advertised merch that they don't need.

We'll change Ninja so that it's unplayable if you have had 6 or more alcoholic beverages (this excludes members such as @Larh, @Signifies, @Sibs), oh also eggs will be swapped out for a bondage kit because they both serve the same purpose to make the opponent submit to your bull****.

Pyro will be given roman candles in place of it's ****ty bow that was implemented when my parents still loved their BlackBerry's, the armour will remain leather but it will be died rainbow because its 2018 and its okay to be gay. Oh also Frenzy now gives you the abilities of an angry autistic child. This change has been made mandatory by the government as its a little easier for kids to protect themselves from since its situation is much like a lock down.

I think it's about time we just give mage a big hulahoop with a 40 meter radius, no one will go near them anyway so it'd be nice to give them something entertaining to do while playing the game.

Necro will be renamed to "Pretentious *****" and will have the ability to summon gossip gods that spread the latest cancer inducing news about which closet cheater got banned and which egirl was recently taken. The only major change this class will get is that the minions will now be effective for both the opponents team and their own team. A nuclear bomb may go off if the gossip level gets too high causing a small amount of people to leave the community.

Engineers will get a pay raise even though they're still people that no one likes since they don't have any idea of how to coordinate with their own team. Other classes will be provided with a translator to help with conversing since they use words that only those in the 4th year of university would know and use them to prove that they're better than you are because they gained the ability to memorize a textbook in a 5 minute time period.