i'm about to make myself the president of the united states
you know, my campaign is self-funded, and I've got great business sense, and with this business sense, I totally won't squander any money towards anything frivolous, because I'm fking Drumpf.
because the media is pretty much using me, and I'm using my own unpredictability, constant contradictions, unbridled lying to keep everyone talking about me
and honestly, I don't a single sh*t about the truth, nor do I care about the truth. my policies are perfectly legitimate, and nothing totally bad will come to the nation
because I'm trump, and I'm drumpf, and I'll makedonalddrump***ain.
also I'll probably emigrate your *** out of this great country
we don't need no undead sh*ts here
you won't infect me!
You're a murderer, a rapist, a pathological liar!
using the cumulative, somewhat unfounded fear of the american populace, that's what I'll do!
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