His hair is the consistency of pure yellow, as if someone literally took their one-eyed snake and sucked the stomach clean dry of everything and anything. Alas a pity that the mind cannot be cleansed of such insatiable, addictive desires. Unfortunately, this is not topical to the current inspection, and will discontinue after this sentence.
His hair is the consistency of pure yellow, as if someone literally took their one-eyed snake, and pure ichor is pissed out and splashes onto the white, substance-less canvas.
Basically, his hair looks like yellow piss.
His eyes are white and colorless, with only the bold border of the eyes to counteract the effects of staring into the soul of someone devoid of feeling and meaning.
He may shoot up a school, commit appalling murders that go unreported, and keep a vat of acid to expunge the various gruesome body parts, including the liver.
Reports show that subject actually likes eating liver. Subject has made suggestions suggesting the apparent delicacy of eating livers. Refer to [5] for link.
His mostly straight smile may be referring to his sexuality, but the imperfection of the straight line may be suggesting a suggestion that suggests that he may actually like looking online at various lewd and depraved online sites. Data reveals that pre-ejaculate gushes out of hole when subject observes enormous and long snake in natural habitat. Body heat rises as time increases.
His empty smile may also convey a man trying to traverse life with happiness, but fails miserably as all subject sees in horizon is fundamentally ****ty wasteland.
Subject may also confront life with ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ or with relative complacency, or with the monotony of walking through life, but on a treadmill.
Name on profile picture displays a willingness to be someone who subject isn't. Subject likes adding the letter y to name, perhaps one portion of the name actually means that the subject is stating that he loves you. Previous notion is questionable.
Whole subject matter is drawn as a stick figure. Subject may feel need to draw stick-figure because A) drawing ability terrible or B) Arbitrary reason or commonly overused question.
Right hand appears to be making hand that signals that everything is nice and perfect and great with the world. Seems pretentious and is contradictory with previous thoughts.
Left hand is carrying a literal ****. Is very questionable. Actually looks like outline of view of woman's genitalia.
Head is much too large for a tangible existence. Subject looks like wobbly bobble-head, but with atrocious modeling and drawing skills. Researcher knows he is just as bad. Cries himself to sleep everyday. Why has god abandoned me?
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