Comments on Profile Post by TheBoyGenius510

Be afraid puny oshawott.

PUNY?!
YOU WANNA GO
YOU WANNA GO FGT ZAPDOS

Forget Zapdos.
I'M GOIN MEGA ZAPDOS.

BIG BIRD FTW

MEGA ZAPDOS AINT GOT NUTHIN ON OSHAWOTT
I CAN HYDRO PUMP YOU

I CAN SQUAWK AT YOU.
AND GATHER THE TRASH CAN MAN, ELMO, AND EVERYBODY ELSE TO SING YOU ALL A GREAT BIG SONG.

THE MEATBALL SONG.

I CAN SING YOU
THE DEATH SONG

I CAN RUN AROUND IN CIRCLES
AROUND
AND
AROUND
AND
AROUND

I CAN MAKE THE FLOOR SLIPPERY
SO YOU CAN FALL

lol

I CAN STEP ON YOU 1,000 TIMES PER SECOND.

I CAN HIT YOU WITH MY SHELL 1 TIME PER SECOND
BEAT THAT

I CAN SIT ON YOU.
THEN FART ON YOUR FACE.
The amount of farts per second depends on what I had for dinner, though. :V

I CAN BLOW YOU WAY FROM MY FACE
WITH MY WATER

I WILL RUN IN CIRCLES SO A TORNADO WILL FORM WHICH WILL CARRY THE WATER TO A VOLCANO AND DROP IT IN DESTROYING THE WATER THEN I WILL FART ON YOUR FACE.

I HAVE INFINITE WATER IDIOT

THEN I WILL POLLUTE YOU.
WITH MY FARTS.
TO YOUR FACE.

I'm confused and tromatised now thx ;V

Any time.

Gravedigger

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