Comments on Profile Post by fast11471

It feels good to have you back.

No it doesn't

Dangit cow. Y u hate me

I don't hate you. I just don't like you, love you or look up to you. I idolise you.

Worship me!

I only worship people that are worth my time. And I brought you on sale, definitely not worth it. <3

True. 50% off at the flea market isnt really worth it

I brought you at the dollar store... Wait what?

Hmmm.....Oh that was my old master. Pedro

What about Carless Carlos? Did he beat you as good as I do?

Nope. He was lame

Glad to head that I am the best master of them all.

Your welcome

Hue hue hue. Where do I go for holiday?

Mexico

Moo York!

That joke gave me cancer

MOOve out the way! We need to get you to the horsestpital

Annnnd now I have AIDS

The next one I tell you is going to give you herpes.

oh no

What kind of car does a rich cow drive?

A Cattle-ac!

Oh god. That one is genital herpes

What's a cow's favorite musical note?

Beef-flat!

Annnnnnnd now I have Syphilis

What do you call a cow that doesn't give milk?

An udder failure! (Or a milk did)

Oh gawd. Im having a heart attack

What is a cow's favorite subject in school?

Cowculus!

*dies*

I will resurrect you with this one.

What do you get when you mix a cow and a ghost?

Vanishing cream!

*soul departs from body* *goes to hell* *starts getting the crap beat out of me because I heard that joke*

Satan shall punish you with these jokes forever.

I hate you so much

What do you call a cow on the barnyard floor?

Ground Beef!