Comments on Profile Post by Javed

By Jew Christmas, do you mean Hannukah?

Indubitably

Stop trying to confuse me with your big words.

Are you hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobic?

No, I'm not afraid of large words, I just would rather we talked without me having to type such monstrosities.

Ah. I apologize if the imposition of vocabulary items of complex definition are impeding your ability to converse.

You spent 45 minutes writing that, didn't you?

And I do not appreciate your attempts to discombobulate me.

Unfortunately, such a request is unable to be acknowledged at this time. Any requisition of diminishing vocabulary is to be denied.

However, if said requisition were coupled with a threat, would you still be disinclined to acquiesce to my request?

Indeed. Such a request would be to rebuff the rights granted upon my personage by the amendments of the Constitution of the United States. Therefore, I am inclined to deny your request.

But of course, must we still abide by the rights granted upon your personage by the amendments of the Constitution of the United States if we take in to calculation that it was 237 years ago? I think there are certain aspects of aforementioned Constitution that may be out of date so therefore please stop or I will be forced to disembowel you.

P.S. Just kidding.

Taking into consideration the fact that the evolution of humanity has been halted for over 70,000 years, any regulations directed towards manner of speech and expression is perfectly up to date. Disembowelment or other bodily harm would be in direct violation of the nation's laws. The next action taken would be to file a class action lawsuit.

I'll sue yo' arse