Comments on Profile Post by iMacro

Ty for the 36 alerts >.>

YOU'RE WELCOME SKID!!111! (1079)

is my job here done

Heck naw, you're the life of the party m9. :V (1081)

wow the disappoint

See, you and I are like the only ones commenting anymore. :V

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I beg to differ, good sir.

According to Peter Pan's fairy reproduction logistics, the total biomass of fairies is 1.2% of the total human biomass ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

What are you even talking about. .-. (1085)

In Peter Pan, a fairy is born every time a child laughs for the first time. It is assumed fairies are biologically immortal, however this is contrasted by a lack of Tinkerbell at the end of the book, with Peter hinting at her demise. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

You have a PhD on this m8?

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I just graphed a simple exponential function comparing human biomass to fairy biomass. I used an average weight of fairies as 35 grams, assuming that fairies and humans have similar proportions and internal structures. I got this weight from the size of Tinkerbell in the 90s movie "Hook" compared to Robin Williams, who we all know is 170 centimeters.

Then, given that we live in three-dimensional world [citation needed], I cubed the ratio of heights and divided the average human's weight by it, reaching an average of 35 grams. Interestingly enough, for a period of human history towards the end of the Ice Age, fairy biomass did outweigh humans, despite Manny, Sid and Diego's attempts to save human babies.

*slow clap*

I swear to god if you don't untag me

lol
Wait aren't you going up to Wanganui m8

Why untag ;-; I love 10 useless alerts

How 2 untag? :V

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stfuuuuuuu

GO PANTHERS

^^^ Go Panthers. :V

Super Bowl? Go Browns!

woo sports

100 alerts. K

Yw striker. ;V

The reason why I'm rooting for the Panthers is because they have never won a superbowl, and the last time they made it to the superbowl was some time ago. :V

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and im here like wtf is superbowl

Someone should count how many comments this **** has.

1103

@Eso, it currently has 1104 comments on it. :V It's almost as many likes as I would get if I posted an image of myself irl.






















lol jk, I would get over 9,000. :V

Still wondering wtf is superbowl

i hope you're being sarcastic

There's a reason why I think that we should start another "There's a reason why" chain on this profile post Philosophiqal. :V

Miku, it's the championship game of American football and the second-largest day for U.S. food consumption, after Thanksgiving Day (which is frankly pretty sad). https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Super_Bowl
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There's a reason why I have a reason for saying this.

explains it, im not american. Jeez 2nd most, so what 500,000,000 tonnes of food? (plz understandzzz my bad tastes of jokes ja dimwits)

There's a reason why I'm wondering what the reason is for Philosophicqal saying, "There's a reason why I have a reason for saying this."

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Also, lol we now have 1111 messages. GG

I'm going to officially going to go cry now. So much spam, I don't want it anymore! HELP MEEEEEEEE ;~;

ok.





Everyone spam more

But Ashy pls, this is a legitimate conversation doe. .-.
Inge, you scrub. >:V
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Yes pls.

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The average half-life of a teaspoon in an Australian Research Institute is 42 days ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Not 420 days? :V

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Gimme alerts

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Get over here skids.

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@WarSkater you don't understand what you got itself into, I commented on this in like July when I got tagged and I still get notifications

FKING STAHP PLEASE

Lol rip Eso. :V

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eso es porque tu commentaste, eso fue tu culpa

Well I didn't think y'all would still be commenting like 5 months later

"Let's make another largest profile post. @CapzMC @Striker_Sly @Striker_Griffy @Striker_Nine @Striker_Eight."

That wasn't enough to dissuade you from posting? :V

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Sometimes I like to cover myself in lube and slime down the stairs like a slug while my family throws salt on me.