Comments on Profile Post by iMacro

Super Bowl? Go Browns!

woo sports

100 alerts. K

Yw striker. ;V

The reason why I'm rooting for the Panthers is because they have never won a superbowl, and the last time they made it to the superbowl was some time ago. :V

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and im here like wtf is superbowl

Someone should count how many comments this **** has.

1103

@Eso, it currently has 1104 comments on it. :V It's almost as many likes as I would get if I posted an image of myself irl.






















lol jk, I would get over 9,000. :V

Still wondering wtf is superbowl

i hope you're being sarcastic

There's a reason why I think that we should start another "There's a reason why" chain on this profile post Philosophiqal. :V

Miku, it's the championship game of American football and the second-largest day for U.S. food consumption, after Thanksgiving Day (which is frankly pretty sad). https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Super_Bowl
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There's a reason why I have a reason for saying this.

explains it, im not american. Jeez 2nd most, so what 500,000,000 tonnes of food? (plz understandzzz my bad tastes of jokes ja dimwits)

There's a reason why I'm wondering what the reason is for Philosophicqal saying, "There's a reason why I have a reason for saying this."

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Also, lol we now have 1111 messages. GG

I'm going to officially going to go cry now. So much spam, I don't want it anymore! HELP MEEEEEEEE ;~;

ok.





Everyone spam more

But Ashy pls, this is a legitimate conversation doe. .-.
Inge, you scrub. >:V
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Yes pls.

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The average half-life of a teaspoon in an Australian Research Institute is 42 days ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Not 420 days? :V

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Gimme alerts

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@BAWSS5
@_Featherpaw_
@Snail_5_
@MrCowlick

Get over here skids.

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@WarSkater you don't understand what you got itself into, I commented on this in like July when I got tagged and I still get notifications

FKING STAHP PLEASE

Lol rip Eso. :V

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eso es porque tu commentaste, eso fue tu culpa

Well I didn't think y'all would still be commenting like 5 months later

"Let's make another largest profile post. @CapzMC @Striker_Sly @Striker_Griffy @Striker_Nine @Striker_Eight."

That wasn't enough to dissuade you from posting? :V

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Sometimes I like to cover myself in lube and slime down the stairs like a slug while my family throws salt on me.

Science Fact #6289: The number of "Striker_"s tagged on a post have a negative relationship with the average satisfaction regarding the post of all who have commented, if the relationship were graphed.

Philosophy Question 1337: If there exist no absolutes in the universe, isn't that an absolute in of itself?

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Pls nobody tag Iosif_Stalin. .-.

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Random I know one absolute...

The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)*












*The Lenny face is scientifically important. Also @Iosif_Stalin :V

agree

Follow,
The mitocloudy is the powerhouse of the team ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Physics Question of the Day #1:
If I have two objects of equal surface area but one has greater mass and I drop them through air so that at least one of them reaches terminal velocity, which one will hit the ground first if they are dropped simultaneously?

they will both hit the ground at the same time.

"Woo, Bananas don't do that" ~Noble 2k(something)

Incorrect. Heavier one lands first

It's because terminal velocity is dependent on mass.

What is the point of this?

I mean, I suppose I need to know what this is all about in order to contribute.

tbh, i did this as a joke. didnt think anyone would actually go serious

Oh well, may as well just post something random.

Men and women clearly distinguish between past and future. A sense of time is, however, not unique to humans or even animals. Organisms often have a kind of "internal clock," like plants which turn one way during the day and another at night. Time is an objective expression of the changing state of matter. This is revealed even by the way we talk about it. It is common to say that time "flows."

In fact, only material fluids can flow. The very choice of metaphor shows that time is inseparable from matter. It is not only a subjective thing. It is the way we express an actual process that exists in the physical world. Time is thus just an expression of the fact that all matter exists in a state of constant change.

It is the destiny and necessity of all material things to change into something other than what they are. "Everything that exists deserves to perish."

A sense of rhythm underlies everything: the heart-beat of a human, the rhythms of speech, the movement of the stars and planets, the rise and fall of the tides, the alternations of the seasons. These are deeply engraved upon the human consciousness, not as arbitrary imaginings, but as real phenomena expressing a profound truth about the universe. Here human intuition is not in error.

Time is a way of expressing change of state and motion which are inseparable features of matter in all its forms. In language we have tense, future, present and past. This colossal conquest of the mind enabled humankind to free itself from the slavery of the moment, to rise above the concrete situation and be "present," not just in the here and now, but in the past and the future, at least in the mind.