Your funniest "hacker" moments?

So why reply if you do not have one? For the extra post? I don't know

 

I think just no brain at all.

Sweet name btw, people think that thats hacks because your names perfect like if your name was Head_admin or notch people would think your hacking.

 

People call me hacker for instant killing them with super knife in gungame '-'

 

Definitely not for an extra post, but just to share my thoughts and experiences relevant and to the topic. I can delete the post if you really are bothered by it.
Back on topic: I actually got the light bulb in my head lit, and I remember some noobs calling hacks saying that they couldn't kill anyone with a wooden pickaxe (M1014). The uneducated fella learned a lesson from me and I told him how UP and bad that gun was :l
EDIT: Sorry for putting Definitely for an extra post, I meant definitely not!

 

This.

If you don't like something, don't complain about it.

 

Noob 1 "U HAXOR"
Me: what hacks do I use
Noob 1: I DONT KNOW WHAT IT IS CALLED BUT YOU ARE SHOOTING SNOWBALLS FROM A BOWL AND GOLD SHOVLE

NEXT ROUND
Noob 2: starbo1034 u hax u killed me with force feild hax
Me: no I threw a made thru the window next to you

 

Yeah I think people need to read the guide books that we get in between rounds.

 

Me: The bowl is called the l120_isolator and the gold shovl is a python retard
I did not say this to the players

 

1. What I stated before.
2. They should probably figure out sooner of later that they need a texturepack
3. Try not to be rude to noobs, since some people might be sensitive to things like that said to them and leave the server believing that they are worthless and a noob.

 

Look at my edited version

 

It's fun to mess around with people saying like: "yea, I hacked into mojang to get this account"

then they start flipping out.

 

EDIT: or herobrine and maybe someone from team crafted or someone who was banned

 

I once said that this "noob" was flying and he started freaking out and eventually rage quit...

 

Ummmmmm I don't know what to rate this...ummmm

 

Guess we need an "ummmmmm" rating xD

 

That last one is cruel and unnecessary... Try not to be rude and immature...

 

Ur way worse dude
(Jk)

 

Lol almost didn't see the small text LoL nice one

 

X-ray is a hack

 

That's the joke :l