Contest! The App Challenge

Omg that was hilarious z'D

 

LMFAO I LAUGHED UNTIL I CRIED! z'''''D

 

Are you active and helpful on our servers, forums, and Teamspeak?

What's TS3?

Approximately, how many rule breaker reports have you submitted?

LUL! Why would I report my creations?

How old are you?

A 33 year-old with no life in a basement

What time zone are you in?

FU 2 (0:17)

What is your experience and knowledge of Minecraft?

You grief servers

What is your experience with moderating servers?

Lulz you think any server that gave me OP is still running? I run constant DDoS attacks on any server smart enough to OP me

What will you provide to the community if you are provided moderator status?

Links for hacking, abuse, trolls, nubs, HAXORS, rage, and DDoS attacks

Have you ever used a hacked client before?

Does the one I'm using right now count? I'm flying, but I'm only bombing people with my aimbot, don't worry.

Have you ever been banned on a Minecraft server? If so, why?

I got banned from only like, 13 servers? They were just some raging nubs about the DDoS. Lelz

How active do you consider yourself in-game?

I've built my own hacks and I'm level 666, you dumb h4x0rz

How active do you consider yourself on TS3?

Does hacking it count? Or does hacking a group in TS3 count?

How active do you consider yourself on the forums?

I'd say.... 2 on a scale of 5 to chezburga

What do you consider your greatest strength?

Everything, biatch.

What do you consider your greatest weakness?

I can haz chezburga?

How would you handle someone making a minor transgression for the first time?

Kill him/her and their family for being douchebags, then burn their house to the ground

How would you handle the same person doing it again a second time?

Zombies

How would you handle
that person doing it again for the third time?

Ban them for (afta)life

What is your reaction if someone publicly proves you wrong on the forums?

... I'm never wrong, and for that mistake, I would down vote their posts, edit them to make him say he is a hacking douchebag, and then ban him... Oh, and, kill his family

What would you do when someone breaks a rule on the forums?

I would kill their family, boom, dealt with. Next question.

When would you lock a thread?

Whenever the Hell I want

Describe yourself in 3 words

Hacking sexy beast and I kill people, and squares, I'm the ****, bottom line

Anything else we should know about you?

I am Joey, and I kill people, and I've hacked the server, which is why I own it, nub

Situation: A player is out of the map on MC-WAR. What are the steps that you would take to ensure that this player and situation is properly dealt with?

Constantly troll him, ban him for life, then kill his family

Do you generally know how all the plugins and commands work?

.spam.kill.fly on /kill /kick /ban /wand I need and so I can't grief, I do not promise

Do you realize that if you are disrespectful or abuse your power, your power will be taken away?
No, *****, I'm awesome, GET H4CKED BOI

 

Admin apllication
McBrawl Moderator Application:

Are you active and helpful on our servers, forums, and Teamspeak? - very active
Approximately, how many rule breaker reports have you submitted? - idk, about 1000

How old are you? - 6 but im very matur
What time zone are you in? - earth
What is your experience and knowledge of Minecraft? - i play it since 2005 and im very good at it
What is your experience with moderating servers? - i moderated a lotz of serverz but i dont remember their name
What will you provide to the community if you are provided moderator status? - ill ban every hackerz

Have you ever used a hacked client before? - no, bc idk how 2 to instal it but i want to have 1 ((
Have you ever been banned on a Minecraft server? If so, why? - yes, bc the owner was a big nub

How active do you consider yourself in-game? - very active, im lvl 2 on mc-war and i have full t1 and full leather on mc-warz !!1!!!1!
How active do you consider yourself on TS3? - very active but idk how to instal it ((
How active do you consider yourself on the forums? - very activ, i have 1 post atm
What do you consider your greatest strength? - grammar
What do you consider your greatest weakness? - redstone and commands ((

How would you handle someone making a minor transgression for the first time? - call him a nub
How would you handle the same person doing it again a second time? - spam him of "nub"
How would you handle that person doing it again for the third time? - MC-BAN H1M BC NOTCH IS MY FRIEND !!!!11!!!!!!1!

What is your reaction if someone publicly proves you wrong on the forums? - ban h1m
What would you do when someone breaks a rule on the forums? - idk
When would you lock a thread? - when the thread sux

Describe yourself in 3 words: very smart and very matur
Anything else we should know about you? - i liek dis servr too much i very want to be admin plz
Situation: A player is out of the map on MC-WAR. What are the steps that you would take to ensure that this player and situation is properly dealt with? - ask him how he got here and go with h1m
Do you generally know how all the plugins and commands work? - yes, but im not good with comands
Do you realize that if you are disrespectful or abuse your power, your power will be taken away? y ???

 

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