Joke Mod App

WARNING: Please do not take this seriously, this is only a joke. This is not intended to be a real mod application. This is written as though I was a horrible player of Minecraft, this is not true about me or anyone I know. Once again, THIS IS ONLY A JOKE. Please treat it that way. Thanks
McBrawl Moderator Application:

Are you active and helpful on our servers, forums, and Teamspeak? - Sometimes. I usually just use the servers to shoot people in War
Approximately, how many rule breaker reports have you submitted? - Counting myself, quite a few. I report on myself to my family all day long.
How old are you? - 6
What time zone are you in? - Alaska
What is your experience and knowledge of Minecraft? - I just got the game. Great game! I recommend you try it sometime!
What is your experience with moderating servers? - The pests who own all the servers I play on never let me moderate. But I get back at them by spamming, hating, and cursing. I always get the last word.
What will you provide to the community if you are provided moderator status? - I will make sure to use my power to get myself to the highest rank as quick as possible!

Have you ever used a hacked client before? - Yes, multiple times. I was actually banned from here cause I used a hacking program, but I just bought unban. You can't keep me away!
Have you ever been banned on a Minecraft server? If so, why? - Tons of times, mostly for hacking. Each time the fetid pests, who owned the server, would ban me, I would hack back in and steal everyone's stuff.
How active do you consider yourself in-game? - I get on war a lot to shoot people. Oh and I go on Warz to loot from people's houses.
How active do you consider yourself on TS3? - Never done it, except to jump back and forth from one conversation to another.
How active do you consider yourself on the forums? - This is my first time.
What do you consider your greatest strength? - Hacking
What do you consider your greatest weakness? - I don't have a weakness.

How would you handle someone making a minor transgression for the first time? - Encourage them to continue.
How would you handle the same person doing it again a second time? - Help them do it.
How would you handle that person doing it again for the third time? - I would report them, that way I would get some glory and I would still be clean.

What is your reaction if someone publicly proves you wrong on the forums? - To argue that I am right, because I am always right.
What would you do when someone breaks a rule on the forums? - Kindly tell them to continue, if they don't then I will kick them from the forums.
When would you lock a thread? - If someone was encouraging someone else. We can't have goody-two-shoes players running around the forums!!!

Describe yourself in 3 words: Awesome, epic, and angry.
Anything else we should know about you? - I have been expelled from school 5 times, and Suspended 3, each time for fighting with the kindergardeners.
Situation: A player is out of the map on MC-WAR. What are the steps that you would take to ensure that this player and situation is properly dealt with? - I would tp myself to them, and stay there with them to make sure they don't die.
Do you generally know how all the plugins and commands work? - No
Do you realize that if you are disrespectful or abuse your power, your power will be taken away? - No. This is America, the land of free expression! I am suppossed to do whatever I want! You can never take the mod rank away from me, never neeevveerrr!!!!!

Please insert a Yes / No poll below.

 

You try to do one then. I put this together really quickly, I'm sure that anyone could do a better one than I did, I just thought it would be funny to put together a joke app

 

I should have given this one to the guys at the official mod application place.

 

Awwww. I thought that this was for real. Whaaaaa!!! jk

 

For the fun of it!