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The noobiest things you've heard in McWar

Discussion in 'Discussion' started by Crookst, Jul 2, 2014.

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  1. EmperorCreeperIV

    EmperorCreeperIV Well-Known Member

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    Anyways "Orange451 is hacking i saw him fly, trust me"
     
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    #21 EmperorCreeperIV, Jul 2, 2014
  2. Crookst

    Crookst Member

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    nubv2.png This is just too common..
     
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    #22 Crookst, Jul 2, 2014
  3. sungho63

    sungho63 Well-Known Member

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    Mine was how do you fire your gun.
    How do you move in this game
    How do u open the ender pearl
    When dies this game start?
    Hacker, h 1 hotted me with that green gun. Aka the isolator.
    How do u play this game?
    U hacker u can jump up in the spawn( the sponges).
    I'm Irl if the owner get banned u hacker u 2 hitter me with that gold Ingot gun. Aka skully
     
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    #23 sungho63, Jul 2, 2014
  4. Sir_Blockalots

    Sir_Blockalots Well-Known Member

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    "kid do u evn lift ill com round to ur hous and mess u up!!!!!11one!"
    Honestly, a guy said that.




    Then asked for my address.
     
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    #24 Sir_Blockalots, Jul 2, 2014
  5. sungho63

    sungho63 Well-Known Member

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    Lol that was a good one
     
    #25 sungho63, Jul 2, 2014
  6. King_Daan

    King_Daan Well-Known Member

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    One time I met someone called 'King_Kaan'.
    He randomly got angry to me.
    (msg)
    he: **** YOU! THERE ARE GONNA BAN ME BACAUSE YOU!!!!
    (sorry it has to be in caps, he did it so...)
    me: lol, who?
    he: THE MODERATORS!!!
    (there were some MVP's online)
    me: did they have a blue name tag?
    he: YES!!!
    me: you failed, mod is pink (back in those days), admin is red etc.
    he: THERE WERE 3 RED AND 2 PINK ONLINE!!!!!
    * :V *
     
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    #26 King_Daan, Jul 2, 2014
  7. Lord_Roke

    Lord_Roke Forever the Forums Watchdog
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    I'm from Planet Minecraft.... you know what follows.
     
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    #27 Lord_Roke, Jul 2, 2014
  8. alpine54

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    Random: what ks is nuke?
    Multiple 50+ people: 25ks
    Me: it's 21ks ._.
     
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    #28 alpine54, Jul 2, 2014
  9. Usp45

    Usp45 Well-Known Member

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    Noob: how u move
     
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    #29 Usp45, Jul 2, 2014
  10. Flaming_Alpaca

    Flaming_Alpaca Well-Known Member

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    Here is one that is pretty funny:
    Noob: Bobaddie?
    Me: yes
    noob: can I join your clam?

    Face palm
     
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    #30 Flaming_Alpaca, Jul 2, 2014
  11. SheWasOnly12

    SheWasOnly12 Well-Known Member

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    Which hoe should I use? (Lost the screenshot)
     
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    #31 SheWasOnly12, Jul 2, 2014
  12. Dathamier

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    Really I think the noobiest thing anyone can say is "how do you double jump"
    I mean... Come on..
    They've most likely just watched someone make the jump so why even ask that? Even if they didn't you would have to be pretty oblivious to fall for that joke anyways
     
    #32 Dathamier, Jul 2, 2014
  13. starbo1034

    starbo1034 Well-Known Member

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    "U haxor u shooting a snowball from a bowl"
     
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    #33 starbo1034, Jul 2, 2014
  14. ZapCrusher

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    Noob: Moderator?
    Noob: MODERATORRRR?????
    Me: He's not here.
    Noob: ADMIN???
    Me: I can answer your question
    Noob: How do you shoot guns?
    Me: Your level 31+ how do you not know how to shoot guns...
    Noob: I donated.
    Me: Ok then, just right click.
    Noob: Zap?
    Me: Yes?
    Noob: Stop hacking
    Me: what hacks?
    Noob:Aimbot hacks
    Me: Your right
    Noob: HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH I GOT YOU NOOB
    Noob: YOU DONT EVEN KNOW HOE TO SHOOT GUNS
    Noob: THE ADMIN IS MY UNCLE I WILL GET HIM TO BAN YOU
    Me: Your right, I am using skillhax
    Noob left the game

    Can I get default rank?
     
    #34 ZapCrusher, Jul 2, 2014
  15. EmperorCreeperIV

    EmperorCreeperIV Well-Known Member

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    that guy has some money.[​IMG]
     
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    #35 EmperorCreeperIV, Jul 2, 2014
  16. F1r3tar

    F1r3tar Highly Established Member

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    That's not an extremely nooby thing. While it may be nooby, the layout of the gun selection menu can be confusing to new players. I even had a hard time figuring out how the current layout functioned when they changed it.

    The immaturity of noobs.

    I can't even...
     
    #36 F1r3tar, Jul 2, 2014
  17. starbo1034

    starbo1034 Well-Known Member

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    i wish the noobs would read the book in the second slot of their hotbar labled HOW TO PLAY
    i always tell them to
     
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    #37 starbo1034, Jul 3, 2014
  18. disc222

    disc222 Well-Known Member

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    Noob: HAXOR YOU NOOB I KNOW THE OWNER.
    Me: whats his name in-game?
    Noob left the game.

    Someone just did this

    Noob: I got 69-69 that game!
     
    #38 disc222, Jul 3, 2014
  19. DrZRG

    DrZRG Veteran

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    [Level 10] GG 100-0 u all suck (I see this at least a few times a day .-.)

    [Anonymous] Yey hit 8.0 kdr!
    */profile comes out*
    */profiles player*
    1.9 kdr

    "Can I join ur clan?"
    [Sure]
    "Can I have mod?"
    [No]
    *Leaves clan*
    "U suck"
     
    #39 DrZRG, Jul 3, 2014
  20. MR_naenae_1738

    MR_naenae_1738 Banned

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    omfg 1 shot with a bowl go fck yourself
     
    #40 MR_naenae_1738, Jul 3, 2014
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