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Discussion in 'MC-WarZ' started by Syntheria, Sep 30, 2014.

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  1. F1r3tar

    F1r3tar Highly Established Member

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    Why did the full diamond go to jail? Because he shot a Spas.
     
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    #21 F1r3tar, Sep 30, 2014
  2. C9_Mango

    C9_Mango Well-Known Member

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    I dun get it...
     
    #22 C9_Mango, Sep 30, 2014
  3. Thai_Your_Shoes

    Thai_Your_Shoes Active Member

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    How do you repair yourself after being hit by a barrett 50cal bullet, and being shot point-blank with a shotgun?

    Simply just eat two canned-beans.
     
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    #23 Thai_Your_Shoes, Sep 30, 2014
  4. F1r3tar

    F1r3tar Highly Established Member

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    Spas = spastic. Basically, I'm referring to the type of player that acts derpy, and I'm correlating the gun, Spas12, to a derpy player.
     
    #24 F1r3tar, Sep 30, 2014
  5. C9_Mango

    C9_Mango Well-Known Member

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    I GET IT NOW YAY
     
    #25 C9_Mango, Sep 30, 2014
  6. Le_Mure

    Le_Mure Well-Known Member

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    Shears: Making 1m x 1m thick barbed wires vanish since 2012.
     
    #26 Le_Mure, Sep 30, 2014
  7. Quin

    Quin Well-Known Member

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    Who subbots and plays warz?
    QuinnGannon2
     
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    #27 Quin, Sep 30, 2014
  8. Sade_Skirata

    Sade_Skirata Member

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    What opens faster than a kids Christmas presents?
    Canned food

    What makes something out of nothing?
    Every freakin chest that aint Ender's

    (more of a minecraft joke but. . .)
    Steve is human. . .
    Has 10 hearts. . .
     
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    #28 Sade_Skirata, Oct 1, 2014
  9. Phanta

    Phanta Well-Known Member

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    What's electronic, connected to the internet, and is about to get fried?

    A cyborg chicken with 4G LTE.
     
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    #29 Phanta, Oct 1, 2014
  10. RezIsStupid

    RezIsStupid Well-Known Member

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    Scientists tought atoms were the smallest particles in the world. Then they found warZ player brains.
     
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    #30 RezIsStupid, Oct 1, 2014
  11. IHasSoup

    IHasSoup Active Member

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    2000beast words... Hacks are like tampons every p.u.s.s.y needs them.
     
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    #31 IHasSoup, Oct 1, 2014
    Last edited: Oct 1, 2014
  12. Seventh_Elf

    Seventh_Elf Well-Known Member

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    All my jokes are offensive :/ I mean come on... I have -20 million humanity.. I'm just inhumane like that...



    [EDIT:] This is my joke ^ :stuck_out_tongue:


    [EDIT 2:] No seriously, I'm serious... My humanity is -20 million now...


    [EDIT 3:] But no seriously, this really is my joke.
     
    #32 Seventh_Elf, Oct 1, 2014
  13. Jingca2012

    Jingca2012 Active Member

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    why did Vfor****** orgasm? becuz Pfor***** shreckt her
     
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    #33 Jingca2012, Oct 1, 2014
  14. PorkChops30

    PorkChops30 Well-Known Member

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    @Jingca2012 is alive???!!!--- Why did I quit warZ? To play mcwar.
     
    #34 PorkChops30, Oct 1, 2014
  15. WarSkater

    WarSkater Rob // MC-WarZ Hardcore Crafter

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    lol
     
    #35 WarSkater, Oct 1, 2014
  16. YeezyLaces

    YeezyLaces Well-Known Member

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    Why did the chicken put the server offline? To get to the next update.
     
    #36 YeezyLaces, Oct 1, 2014
  17. Thai_Your_Shoes

    Thai_Your_Shoes Active Member

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    Two guys walk in snow..


    And a team logs in and kills them kthxbai
     
    #37 Thai_Your_Shoes, Oct 1, 2014
  18. Jingca2012

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    #38 Jingca2012, Oct 2, 2014
  19. ZapCrusher

    ZapCrusher Well-Known Member

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    LuckyPop
    Bestjokeevar
     
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    #39 ZapCrusher, Oct 2, 2014
  20. MrWaffleman

    MrWaffleman The negligence of time's end is man's downfall

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    Q: Why did the noob drop his sniper rifle?

    A: He just couldn't barret.

    Joke: WarZ, land of obese people rolling around with barrets and an extra pack of canned beans.
     
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    #40 MrWaffleman, Oct 2, 2014
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