Corrupt a Wish

Wish granted, there is now bliss in hell.

I wish for mad dubstep beatboxing skills.

 

Wish granted. The end of the world came.
I wish for a new monitor.

 

Wish granted, but a wild Internet appears!!! And destroys your computer!!!

I wish for orange to release the update no matter how many bugs it has

 

Wish granted. But there was a bug that prevented it from running.
I wish for a can of Mountain Dew.

 

Wish granted but you get two

I wish for people to not be stupid on the internet.

 

Wish granted, there is nothing funny anymore.

I wish everyone earned the same amount of money.

 

Wish granted.
Everyone in the biggest family ever makes $10/hour, making THEM the richest family.
I wish for an iPhone 5c

 

Wish granted but c stands for cyanide so u died when u used it.
I wish to run as fast as light.

 

Wish granted, but you don't see the wall in front of you and crash into it.
I wish, that the staff tells us the date of the update! (I know that they will say: soon)

 

Wish granted
The staff says it's never coming out.
I wish for a third eye.

 

Wish granted, you can see everything that happens around your genitals out of the corner of your third eye every moment of your waking life.

I wish I could do something creative, and do it well.

 

Wish granted.
You are able to efficiently destroy humanity creatively.
I wish for a ponytail.

 

Wish granted, but it is caught on fire.
I wish for this wish to not get corrupted.

 

Wish granted.
Your wish is not corrupted, but I just corrupted it, sending everyone into a parallel universe of double negative inceptions.
I wish for a live, friendly swordfish that I can keep as a pet.

 

Wish granted, it stabs your favourite goldfish that makes you sink into a deep depression then commit suicide.

I wish people weren't fussy about what they eat.

 

Granted, but now they eat just about everything.

I wish that people could leave others alone for once.

 

Wish granted, you are forever alone.

I wish I had a social life.

 

Granted, but you end up becoming a douche. And everyone hates you.

I wish we didn't live our lives dependent on money.