Corrupt a Wish

Wish granted but it's not this world.

I wish for the update :V

 

Wish granted, warz gets updated
I wish for cake

 

Wish granted, cake gets eaten by escaped pterodactyls before you can even touch it.

I wish for a million dollars .

 

You never wished for a vault, you get robbed instantly
I wish for stack of 64 diamonds

 

Wish granted, but you die :-(

I wish for the wall next to me to turn into solid gold.

 

Wish granted but the floor changes to lava
I wish to be an admin

 

Wish granted, however, u abuse your power and u get demoted

I wish for infinite amount of wishes but this wish can't be corrupted or loopholed XD

 

Wish granted, your next wish corrupts all of your other ones.

I wish for power.

 

Wish granted, famous amongst 5 twelve year olds.

I wish for a block of dirt in my minecragt survival world.

 

Wish granted, but you accidentally break it.
I wish for no more diseases in this world.

 

Wish granted,
but world peace is corrupted and the world breaks out in war.
I wish for Nolan Ryan's foot.

 

Wish granted, but I don't know what that means.
I wish for some bacon,sausage,pepperoni pizza.

 

wish granted but it's only a millimeter wide
I wish to a an admin

 

Wish granted,
But you're the only player left.
I wish for more ponies.

 

wish granted, you get hundreds of dead ponies.
I wish for the update.

 

Wish granted but it takes you too a 18+ site..
I wish for more people to play this game

 

Wish granted,
But everyone who currently plays the game leaves, so you now have the same, if not less, people playing.
I wish for someone to stop the government shutdown.

That's probably been wished for at least 10 times in this thread.