Corrupt a Wish

Wish granted, but they delete the Report A Rule Breaker section and people start posting lost donations in the wrong section.
I wish for an uncorrupted apple.

 

Wish granted, you get a rotten apple.
I wish for good staff applications.

 

Wish granted, there are now hundreds of noobs who are mods and they ban you
I wish for the update

 

Wish granted, the update adds lag and crashes.
I wish for nothing.

 

Wish granted you get nothing
I wish I was more popular

 

Wish granted, everyone in the world now stalks you.
I wish to die.

 

Wish granted, you go to heaven. A bad heaven.
I wish for air.

 

Wish granted, It runs out and you die
I wish you two werent the only ones responding

 

Wish granted.
You get so much treasure, you go insane and give it all away.
I wish that I didn't have to go to school.

 

Wish granted, you become so stupid that you are shunned from the world
I wish I was an admin

 

Wish granted.
You receive admin, but resign due to insanity.
I wish I was a mod.

 

Wish granted, but it becomes invalid and you turn into sushi because of it.
I wish I had seen this thread earlier.

 

Wish granted.
You see it first, but fail to comment first resulting in being on the 24th page.
I wish I could become a wizard, not a dumb mage.

 

Wish granted.
You become a wizard and try a spell, it turns you into a dumb witch.
I wish for a Pie.

 

Wish granted, you get moldy pie.
I wish for cookies.

 

Wish granted, but the cookies are golden, so you cannot eat them.

I wish for gold.

 

Wish granted, you get a %1 better skin.
I wish for candies.

 

Wish granted.
You get candies, but you get a singular candies, which is candy.
I wish for a better skin. (someone literally make me one <3)

 

Wish granted, you get a %1 better skin.
I wish for candy.