Corrupt a Wish

You get candy, but it's poisoned with malaria cells.
I wish for a even better skin!

 

Wish granted, you get a 2% better skin.
I wish for malaria cells.

 

Wish granted.
You get malaria cells, but the hospital mixes it up with yellow fever cells.
I want an EVEN better skin.

 

Wish granted, you get a 3% better skin. (dear god wish for something else)
I wish for you to stop wishing for a better skin.

 

Wish granted.
I stop wishing for a better skin, and start wishing for a better signature.
I wish for a better signature.

 

Wish granted you get a *sigh* 1% better signature.
I wish for a cuter Pikachu.

 

Wish granted.
You get a Pikachu, but the Pokeman company sends you the wrong kind. Not the cuter kind, the fiercer kind.
I wish for a Lvl. 100 Paladin in WoW.

 

Wish granted, but the account is hacked and you lose it + your email officiated with it.
I wish for better humanity on WarZ.

 

Granted, but it is only 1 higher.
I wish for the lowest humanity on WarZ.

 

Wish granted; Then I log on and kill the whole server with a blink of an eye and every spams me about how inhumane I am, making me have the worst humanity.
I wish for my 13 Dew back on WarZ server 5

 

Wish granted, but the dew does nothing.
I wish for the person below me to die :V

 

Wish granted, but he respawned and teleported back to his death location through a friend.
I wish for the servers to be up! @chickenputty !

 

Wish granted, but the servers are now corrupt (perma).
I wish that chicken would give me WE Pro on creative. :l

 

Wish granted, but you break the rule of no tagging staff :V
I wish for pie.

 

You're late.

The pie had a poison in it.
I wish for a knife.

 

Wish granted, but it is Mathematical, and cannot be eaten.
I wish for a uncorrupted wish of the below wish to wish for my next wish to be uncorrupted too.

 

Got another ninja.
Wish granted, but your wish was too confusing, so it is void.
I wish for a knife.

 

Wish granted, but it's made of butter and cannot cut anything.
I wish for a Butter Knife.

 

Wish granted.

Kog Maw doesn't love you and it runs away.

I wish for Maw Kog.