Corrupt a Wish

Wish granted, but (IDK what that is, so...) it blows up in your face.

I wish for it to rain money.

 

Wish granted, it rains money but it's fake.
I wish for a game about Pikachus and lollipops.

 

Wish granted, there's one copy and it is thrown into lava.

I wish for Infinite money.

 

Wish granted, the soup is poisonous. You die.

I wish for a flying puppy.

 

Wish granted, it's possessed and kills you.
I wish for cake that's not a lie.

 

Wish granted, the cake has TNT in it, you explode.

I wish for an uncorruptable wish.

 

Wish granted.

Your mom uses the wish and wishes for corruptible wishes.

I wish for pie flavored cake.

 

Wish Granted! Now you have to eat 1564 cakes that tastes like metal.

I wish for Mc-War 2.o

 

Wish granted.

You get MC-War 2.0, but get banned for "No cake should have a face."

I wish for a retro MC-WarZ server.

 

Wish granted, but Kog Maws can't eat pie. Whatever a Kog Maw is.
I wish for the ability to actually eat this lollipop.

 

Wish granted.

You gain the ability to eat it, but you lose the ability of sight and pick up a piece of poop on a stick.

I wish for endless power.

 

Wish granted, you die right after you get it.
I wish for bigger fingers...

 

Wish granted, you get a dead turkey that you can't eat.
I wish for dubstep.

 

Wish granted, but it's really loud and you go deaf.

I wish for cake.

 

Wish granted, in 15 years

I wish to own a classic spitfire

 

Wish granted, it crashed into your house.

I wish I hadn't messed up my kdr so bad when I first started mc-war.