Corrupt a Wish

It's counterfeit, you go to jail.

I wish Crysis 3 Hunter server was out.

 

Wish granted.
Your dog gets to it, eats it, and dies. Or you eat it, and it's full of poison.
I wish putty would unlock the test server thread

Wish granted.
It explodes in a massive fireball.
See my last wish.

 

Wish granted, the thread is unlocked but it is removed.
I wish for a better PC laptop or desktop.

 

Wish granted, the world becomes peaceful until some jerk brings back guns and it goes into worse chaos than it was before.

I wish for Fairly Oddparents.

 

Wish granted.
They're evil and they kill you.
I wish for the no-gum rule in my school to be taken away.

 

Wish granted, your school is entire made of chewed up gum. I wish for all the humans in the world to become humans.

 

Wish granted. We're all swaggots.
I wish I could find some new music artists...

 

wish granted but they all suck
i wish for a pimp chair in spawn
(I was looking for this on the old forums)

 

Wish granted.
It's actually a lava pit.
I wish the new update comes with less lag.

 

Wish granted.
It tastes like complete sh*t, and it's completely undrinkable.
I wish for a better supply of coffee beans. I should run to Dunkin' Donuts...

 

Wish granted.
America stops running on Dunkin.
I wish that I didn't watch every thread I viewed on my phone and get emails for every reply.

 

Wish granted your phone is gone.
I wish for people on the internet not to be stupid.

 

Wish granted, but that violated the law of internets so the universe imploded. I wish for it to be the last day of school.

 

Wish granted but you flunked school.
I wish for gold.

 

Wish granted but it was fools gold.
I wish for silver.

 

Wish granted but it was stolen.
I wish for more ideas.

 

Wish granted, but you forget them.
I wish for Obama to just, go away...

 

I wish for the update to come early :V