Corrupt a Wish

Wish granted, they intoxicate our breathing air and we all die.

I wish I could ride a wither to school.

 

Wish granted, but the hat is a disguised monster and eats you.

I wish for more time to play McBrawl.

 

Wish granted. It's a headcrab. (Half Life)
I wish for Half Life 3 to be released. :V

Dem ninjas, and now i cant edit cuz im on the ipad :V
Well, skip me

 

Wish granted, they release Half Life 3 but they call it back immediately.

I wish for Half Life 4.

 

Wish granted; you only live half your life (What is Half Life 4?)

I wish for better Wi-Fi on vacay.

 

Wish granted
Its just not in your continent.

I don't wish

 

Wish granted, the world ends because you did not use your wish to save it!

I wish for a trip to England

 

But the plane crashes.

I wish for an Peace Maker!

 

You shoot yourself in the foot and you die.
I wish I could ****e out puke.

 

But then you **** out of your mouth..

I wish for an Peace Maker that can't shoot if it is aimed at my foot.
Or any other body part.

 

Wish granted! It only fires when it is not on target so it never works!

I wish for a M2 Browning Machine Gun!

 

Wish granted, it is rusty and doesn't work!
I wish for creative mc brawl to be back up.

 

Wish granted, it is up in another country.

I wish for this wish to not be corrupted

 

Wish granted, you are stuck in an endless paradox of corrupted and non corrupted wishes
I wish for cake

 

wish granted its a lie

i wish i could find my phone charger

 

Wish granted, its broken.
I wish for less lag on my computer.

 

Wish granted, then it breaks

I wish to be able to travel time

 

Wish granted, you get the ability but you don't know how to use it.
I wish for ________